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  • I love you lex, more then the whole world. Your the best son I ever had, who cares that your bald your still a wonderful young man

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    • I've just saw this thread. Oh... your jokes are perfect.

      Here is mine. Hope it's not too bad that I'm using picture.

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      • Lionol: Lex I have to tell you something that I should have told you a long time ago
        Lex: What dad?
        Lionol: You didn't lose your hair in the meteor shower, you see son its hereditary. *Lionol takes off his hair*
        Lex:AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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        • wow...these are funny!

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          • Money isn't everything!!!!!!

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            • Lionel (to Lex): Son, I find your lack of faith in the force disturbing.

              ----- Added 5 Minutes later -----

              Clark: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
              Lionel: Clark, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
              Clark: I'll never join you!
              Lionel: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Jonathon never told you what happened to your father.
              Clark: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
              Lionel: No. *I* am your father.
              Clark: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
              Lionel: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
              Clark: [anguished] No! Nooooooo!
              Last edited by Degobunny; 09-23-2009, 11:53 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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              • "Lana, forget Clark, forget Lex. Marry me!"

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                • Originally posted by pizzahead2490
                  "Lana, forget Clark, forget Lex. Marry me!"


                  "Lex,the truth is...I don't know who your real mother is.It wasn't Lillian.At least I don't think it was.Say,how do you feel about going on Maury Povich and doing a DNA test? No? Okay how about Jerry Springer?"

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                  • great thread! There's so many things that Lionel would never say!

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                    • Clarky! Oh, that would be so great if he switched bodies with Lois...it would make for a very awkward show

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