Things Martha would never say

[Linnyta]

MEX lol

[krypton_gurl85]

Originally posted by supergirl_1095


Clark: Mo-om! I can't move on with another girl right now, so don't try to talk me into going with Lois! I'm to upset to have another girlfriend right now,

Martha: Then try a boyfriend, all the LLs are great in bed

oh my!

[Daddylion]

Originally posted by supergirl_1095


Clark: Mo-om! I can't move on with another girl right now, so don't try to talk me into going with Lois! I'm to upset to have another girlfriend right now,

Martha: Then try a boyfriend, all the LLs are great in bed

I wish she would say that.

[krypton_gurl85]

Lex: *talking to Martha on the phone* Martha, I feel stupid.
Martha: Just start talking, Lex............what are you wearing??
Lex: Umm.....a suit.
Martha: Ya...what kinda of suit??
(ok not that good but its the best i can do. )

[Daddylion]

can i continue from that?

Lex: Umm armani
Martha: Ooo sexy.
Lex: umm, well... what are you wearing?
Martha: Nothing
Lex: What?
Martha: Absolutely nothing.
Lex: That's it! Screw this phone thing, I'm coming over.

[AverageJoe]

Good one Daddylion

[krypton_gurl85]

hilarious daddylion

[Detorio]

Originally posted by Daddylion
can i continue from that?

Lex: Umm armani
Martha: Ooo sexy.
Lex: umm, well... what are you wearing?
Martha: Nothing
Lex: What?
Martha: Absolutely nothing.
Lex: That's it! Screw this phone thing, I'm coming over.

LMAO that's hilarious

Lex: Mrs Kent, that was some excellent apple pie you made there
Martha: *Pulls out the Shotgun* Did i say you could eat some of my pie Lex
Lex: Mrs Kent, it was there right infront of me, i figured you ...
Martha: You figured what Lex, hmmmm ?
Lex: I thought it was for me
Martha: Well Lex, im sorry but your wrong *Shoots the roof*
Martha: Now i expect you to pay for that *Cocks the gun*
Lex: Yes yes absolutely Mrs Kent, whatever you say

[krypton_gurl85]

omg.

[AverageJoe]

[Daddylion]

Awww Mrs. Kent won't let lexy have the pie. Oh well, Lex will get his revenge by stealing her son instead.

Lex: Mrs. Kent, my dad threw me out. Can i stay here with clark for a while?
Martha: Only if you don't mind sharing with me and my husband
Lex: ... doesn't Mr. Kent hate me?
Martha: Oh honey, that's part of the fun!

[supergirl_1095]

Continuation...

Lex: It is?

Martha: Of course! Now get those clothes off, you're gonna stick our like a blue thumb!

Lex: Isn't it sore thumb?

Martha: just get them off! Before Clark and his father come back down!

Lex: *Takes clothes off* So just exactly what are we going to do?

*Clark adn Jonathan come back down*

Clark: LEXIE! *Pounces on him*

Jonathan: What's he doing here?

Martha: Don't worry, he's experianced

Jonathan: Ah

*Martha and Jonathan pounce on the unsuspecting Lexie*

[Daddylion]

OMG!!! *kisses supergirl* that was awesome Maybe someone could continue this one? maybe an aftermath?

[krypton_gurl85]

lmao!

[supergirl_1095]

Thank you ... That would be a funny scene, but of course the writers would n;t make it happen

Continuation of mine...

Lex: Hey, ummm...Lets have some pie!

Martha: *Reaches for shotgun* Remember what happened LAST time you ate my pie?

Lex: Oh...Right...So, Clark, since when are you...

Clark: I'm not, but I AM a girl, and the proof is right in front of you

Lex: *Looks down* Thats not proof...You have one that looks like mine

Clark: You're a girl too?

Lex: No..We're both guys...

Clark: Mom? Dad?

Martha: *Takeas the shotgun back down* Le-ex! You messed up our *Shoots Clark while Lex gasps* chance to have some *Shoots Clark while Lex gasps* Stinkin' *Shoots Clark while Lex gasps* FUN! *Shoots Clark while Lex gasps

Clark: MOM! You dented my chest!!

Martha: Oh...Sorry dear *Accidently shoots Clark while Lex is still gasping his head off*

Clark: Dang it...Everyone gonna think you're starvin' me now! Wait...That means the lunch lady'll give me extra dessert...Thanks mom!

Martha: No problem hunny

Clark: Shoot me more!

Martha: *Shoots Clark multipule times whilst Lex starts to laugh instead of gasp* Soo...Anyone else want to take a whack at it>

Lexy: ME ME ME!!! I WANNA SHOOT CLARK! *Takes out his pistol and repedadly shoot Clark, giggling with each dent mark*

Jonathan: HONEY! I wanna shoot him! Give it to me! *Takes the gun while Lex and Jonathan start shooting Clark whie Martha bakes some muffins and CLark twirls around like a model giving th boys new spots to shoot at*

Martha: Muffins're ready!

Lex; MMmM!

Jonathan: Which KIND of muffins? Yours, or the kind you baked?

Martha: Both! Come and get 'em!!

*The boys rush in the kitchen, eat their muffins, and have fun, chatting with Martha, their muffin source, when finally Lexy goes home and tells Lion-El about his day*

Lionel: So, you were out, what did you do all day, son?

Lexy: Oh it was awsome, I went to the Kents', we all got naked, then Jonathan and I shot Clakr with guns so he could get more dessert from the lunch lady at school, then Martha baked muffins for us, it was awsome

Lion-El: *Eyes widen* You saw Martha naked? How naked? You mean you saw her-Wait...Come son we've got to ger to the graveyard...NOW!

Lexy: But it's waining

Lion-El: NOW! This might be even more important than the fact that Clark's an alien

Lexy: Clark's a alien?

Lion-El: Never mind that, to the graveyard!

*They get to the grave yard and dig up Jonathan's grave*

Lexy: Oh I get it...Jonathan's...*Gulps* Dead

Lion-El: Get on digging...HURRY!

*They dig, when they open the casket, it's empty, scary music plays, a lightning flash blinds them as they look up and see Jonathan standing before them*

Lion-El: Oh my gosh...He's...

Lex and Lionel finish together: NAKED!