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  • Things Martha would never say

    What? I can't believe there's isn't one of those threads here!! Come on, there are SO MANY THINGS this character wouldn't say!

    Let's start:

    "Clark, honey, you forgot your condoms!"

    "Lana how does this thong look on me?"

    "Lois dear, would you mind come and live in my house and deflower my little boy?"

    "I'm coming on so you better get this party started"

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    Lara I think she might say the first quote, if you remember in "Mortal" she did ask him if he and Lana "were safe", both Clark and Jonathan almost fainted

    I can't imagine her saying "It's girls night out ,you two get your own dinner.."

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    • #3
      Yeah, migth be, I just can't imagine her saying it so blatantly

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      • #4
        "Jon, you know how much it turns me on when you wear my pearls with that dress!"

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        • #5
          "How good do you think Lionel is in bed? .. aw screw it.. im just going to go and find out!"

          lol .. i wish
          Last edited by Lex'sLover; 02-02-2006, 08:51 PM.

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          • #6
            Shut up Clark and go wine to some1 else for a change.

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            • #7
              Clark, honey, your father is wrong...

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              • #8
                clark, if u wanna tell a reporter ur secret im behind u all the way! then i -- oops, i mean WE can make money from the media!

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                • #9
                  Clark.. go eat some kryptonite.. and shut the HELL UP!

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                  • #10
                    "You have to be careful, son."

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                    • #11
                      That's a good one.

                      Clark: Mom... I think I'm losing Lana... I have to--

                      Martha: Not not sweetie, I've got a headache, go give Shelby a bath, will you?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by UpandAtom
                        "You have to be careful, son."


                        Classic!

                        (to clark)"Oh honey, the meteor shower and Lana's parents dying and lex losing his hair and the town being full of meotor freaks IS all your fault. Now stop sulking and go get ready for dinner"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Daddylion


                          Classic!

                          (to clark)"Oh honey, the meteor shower and Lana's parents dying and lex losing his hair and the town being full of meotor freaks IS all your fault. Now stop sulking and go get ready for dinner"
                          Too Funny!

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                            • #15
                              Martha: What goes on in the bedroom between me, jonathan, lois and lionel, is none of your business clark. Learn to knock next time. Now shut the damn door!
                              Last edited by Daddylion; 04-16-2006, 04:28 AM.

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