Things Lois Would Never Say!

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"The sky is falling, the sky is falling."

[MetroGirl06]

"I date farm boys."

"Farm boys flinging cow crap turns me on."

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Never thought I would say it but I have a thing for Lex Luthor."

"How many times have I seen Clark Junior? Too many."

[President_Luthor]

"Those glasses don't change a thing about your appearance. What the heck kinda 'secret' identity is that, Kal-El. Yeah, you fell asleep in front of the TV and kept yapping about: oh, I'm not Kal-El, I'm Clark. You're a meteor freak, perhaps the big kahuna of meteor freaks. Deal with it, Smallville."

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

LOL

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I was drunk once and I hit on so many guys. Ended up making out with some chick in a club, who did some things to me that Clark Kent never could."

[~*Lois & Clark Fan*~]

"I wear plaid pajamas to bed"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I'm gonna marry who?"

[~*Lois & Clark Fan*~]

"Clark will be who in the future?"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"How many people have played me before this?"

[Lana_Lang #1]

Oh I wanted to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener, but I ended up the wife of the strongest superhero in the universe ...My life sucks, what a raw deal!"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Lana Lang, what are you doing? (Glances at her.) Oh, you wanna play Brianna and Isobel. Let's play."

Dresses up like in Spell.

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Why does the name Brianna ring a bell and why my panties wet?"

[MetroGirl06]

"I love you, you love me, lets get together and make babies, with lots of hugs, and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me too! EVERYBODY!"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Margot Kidder is who and I'm who?"