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    Buffy

    Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I run and hide.

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    Seinfeld...

    George: Kramer, why'd you invite me out to dinner? And why to Pomodoro's? Isn't this where everyone breaks up?
    Kramer: Listen, George, I spoke to Allison and she wanted me to talk to you.
    George: Oh no.
    Kramer: Now we both know this relationship isn't working. So Allison and I think the best thing to do is just make a clean break.
    George: Can't we discuss this?
    Kramer: We just don't think you're ready for a serious relationship.
    George: I didn't know you wanted to GET serious.
    Kramer: So what am I in this for? You know, I'm getting to a point in my life where I need more than just... *whispers* a good time.
    George: Are you?
    Kramer: What me? No, no. But she is.
    George: Kramer... please.
    Kramer: (yelps, gets up) I'm sorry!

    George, his father, and Jerry are crowded around George's father car, which is wrecked.
    Jerry: You know, most of these scratches will buff right out.

    Jerry: Calm down, Kramer, I'll pick you up. Where are you?
    Kramer: Uh... I'm at first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

    Jerry opens the door to find George in a wheelchair.
    Jerry: What happened? Did you mug Steven Hawkings?

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    Buffy

    Willow: To get his attention you should do that thing with your mouth.

    (Buffy looks at Willow in agast)

    Willow: Oh no! I mean that other thing...Oz, I told you to stop me when I do that!

    Oz: I like when you do that.

    Cordy(sniffling): Why does everything have to happen to me?

    Xander: *cough*Karma*cough*

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    Gotta go back to Seinfeld:

    [Jerry, Marla, George, and Stacey meet]
    Marla: Jerry.
    Jerry: George, Marla.
    George: Marla.
    Marla: George. Jerry, Stacey.
    Jerry: Stacey.
    Stacey: Jerry.
    Jerry: George, Stacey.
    George: Stacey.
    Stacey: George.
    Jerry: George.
    George: Jerry... Marla... Stacey

    Elaine: [making a toast] Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.

    George Costanza: I gotta call Elaine.
    Jerry: She's out.
    George Costanza: Oh, yeah. The blind date.
    Jerry: They call it a setup, now. I guess the blind people don't like being associated with all those losers.

    George Costanza: You've got to apologize.
    Jerry: Why?
    George Costanza: Because its the mature and adult thing to do.
    Jerry: How does that affect me?

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    Simpsons

    I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer!

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    from buffy

    xander: there's a party in my eye socket and everybody is invited(going off the Scoobies looks)...sometimes i shouldnt say words

    buffybot: Angel's bloody stupid and his hair sticks straight up

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    Willow: So was the burger good?

    Dawn: Yeah, it was a meat party in my mouth. OK, I'm a teen and even that was lame.

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    from buffy

    xander: you just missed the Gary-burger

    buffy: we do not joke about eating people in this house

    the cheese man: i saved room for the cheese slices...i wear the cheese it does not wear me...cheese will not protect you
    buffy:that's it i'm waking up

    angel

    angel: my parents tasted like chicken

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    Buffy, Season Five, The Gift:

    BUFFY: Dawn listen to me. Listen. I love you. I'll always love you. But this is the work I have to do. Tell Giles I... I figured it out. And I'm okay. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now -- you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn. The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.

    Oh my God, I cry everytime I read the quote or watch the episode!

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    My 3 favorite O.C. quotes

    Luke (to Ryan): Welcome to the O.C., *****.

    Seth: Please, don't go. Who will I play Jenga with?

    Marissa: Yes, but what I lack in numchucks, I make up for in saber.

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    Originally posted by Summers
    angel

    angel: my parents tasted like chicken
    I love that quote. Actually, someone asks him what his parents were like, and he says,

    "My parents were great! Tasted like chicken."

    Also, from another episode.

    Faith: "You talked to your mother with that mouth?"
    Angelus: "No. But I ate her with it."

    And some more

    Angel: "I 'm not cheap, I'm just old."

    Wes: "Gunn. We don't know that he's a zombie, and besides the flesh eating is a myth. Zombies merely mangle, mutilate and occasionally wear human flesh. So there is no reason to be frightened..."

    Angel (trying to be sweet after Cordy's feelings were hurt): "Do you want me to rip that guy's head of for you? Because, you know, I can. I can actually just rip his head right off his body. I can do that."

    You know, a lot of the humor on Angel is kinda dark. Still, I like it.

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    Angel: I'm...a puppet...and my nose comes off.

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Dannyblue1
    [B]I love that quote. Actually, someone asks him what his parents were like, and he says,

    "My parents were great! Tasted like chicken." [QUOTE]

    thanks, i knew i was wrong when i typed. i just couldnt exactly remember how the line went except that it came from Angel Season One

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    From Buffy

    Spike "You're in my throat, my gut. I'm drowning in you, Summers, I'm drowning in you"

    And from Angel

    Cordelia "You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course you look like a retard".

    And from Farscape

    John "The guy is a two foot tall slug on wheels"

    John's father "What does a mans disability have to do with anything?"

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    Favorite TV quotes

    The Simpsons

    Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
    Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
    Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
    Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
    Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
    Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
    Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
    Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
    Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
    Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
    Homer: Bart, go to your room.

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