Favorite Lois Quotes

[LovelyLoisLane]

"You really crashed and burned on that one." ~ Lois
"Must be daily ritual for you." ~ Clark
"Only when I'm barreling into a train-wreck." ~ Lois

"Nothin like a little North by Northwest action to get the blood pumpin huh?" ~ Lois

"We usually take turns in the bathroom!" ~ Clark
"Oh, don't start with me Smallville. You're the one takin the marathon shower. Besides, my delicate feminine sensabilities weren't offended the first time I got a glimpse of Clark. Jr." ~ Lois

"Chloe always told me this town was weird. How did you ever survive without me?" ~ Lois *talking to Clark*

"Drop it Lo." ~ Sam Lane
"Why? I'm obviously on to something, you wouldn't be calling out the birds if I was late for dinner." ~ Lois

"K-E-N-T, it's a farm. Do they even have addresses?" ~ Lois

"I have a weakness for stray dogs and naked guys." ~ Lois

"Medieval psychopath!" ~ Lois
"Guess you'd have to be to dig up a grave in the middle of the day!" ~ Lana
"Actually, that was me." ~ Lois

"I can't believe this is the town Starbucks forgot." ~ Lois

"Clark has many sides." ~ Martha
"Yeah. I've seen several of them already." ~ Lois

"If you thought that chopper recital was something, you should have seen the escort I had for Prom." ~ Lois
"Wow, and I thought my dad was over-protective." ~ Clark

[MochaFreak]

Nice compilation of Lois quotations, LovelyLoisLane. Lois has been on only 2 episodes so far, and we already have so many good Lois-isms.

"I can't believe this is the town Starbucks forgot." ~ Lois

I have a soft spot for this line in particular since I'm Starbucks-obsessed myself. Mmmmm...Starbucks mochas are yummy! (Hence, my screen name. )

[ficassidy]

I really liked "Don't start with me Smallville!"

[LovelyLoisLane]

It is nice when she says something in a certain way, or calls Clark something specific that reminds us of other Lois Lane's we know.

I know, only TWO episodes, and look at all those good lines. How can they NOT have her in the opening credits?

[MochaFreak]

I know, only TWO episodes, and look at all those good lines. How can they NOT have her in the opening credits?

My theory is that TPTB thought that having ED on the opening credits might mislead viewers into thinking that she'll be on every episode. Think about it...there would be mass hysteria and rioting if Lois didn't appear on the screen after viewers were thinking that she would be on the episode.

Anywhoo, another quotation I liked was when she called the Terminator-Lite FOTW "Ginsu-Boy."

Sorry, I don't have her exact words, but I'm at work and can't access the episode for reference.

[MochaFreak]

I also liked the lines Lois said when she was mistakenly under the impression that her father was dating Nellie Blye. She expressed surprise that after 15 years Gen. Lane was finally "getting some action" and told Clark she was actually happy for the "old geezer."

I really liked those lines because even though Lois is supposed to be constantly at odds with her father, the lines show a hint of the underlying affection she has for her dear old dad. I thought her words were typical Lois-speak -- using teasing put-downs (a la calling Clark "Smallville") to express affection.

And sorry I didn't post the lines verbatim. The sad thing is I lost that scene when I accidentally recorded over my SV tape last night. *cries* Although I'm happy to report that I still have the bathroom scene on tape. Wheeeeeeeee!

[MochaFreak]

My favorite Lois quote from "Facade" is hands down her parting shot at Dr. Fine:

"B***h."

My second favorite is her amusing analogy for Abby getting plastic surgery during her tender years:

"How old is she? Like seventeen? That's like messing with the batter before the cookies are even baked."

[ficassidy]

Originally posted by MochaFreak
My favorite Lois quote from "Facade" is hands down her parting shot at Dr. Fine:

"B***h."

My second favorite is her amusing analogy for Abby getting plastic surgery during her tender years:

"How old is she? Like seventeen? That's like messing with the batter before the cookies are even baked."

haha...I love all those especially the b*tch one. That's what I would have said and Lois said it!

[Lovely Wood Elf]

Originally posted by MochaFreak

"How old is she? Like seventeen? That's like messing with the batter before the cookies are even baked."

I love that saying! I also cracked up when she called that DR. a b*tch

[Mirak]

Originally posted by MochaFreak
My favorite Lois quote from "Facade" is hands down her parting shot at Dr. Fine:

"B***h."

YES! HILARIOUS!

[MochaFreak]

My other favorite Lois qoutes from "Facade" were her two great comebacks in response to Clark.

Clark tries to stop Lois after she barges in the boys' locker room: "Last time I checked, you were missing a few prerequisites for being in here."
Lois, the shameless flirt, responds with a smug grin: "So you have been checking me out."

Clark teases Lois on her off-target football toss: "C'mon, Lois. Didn't those guys on the base teach you anything?"
Lois replies in a suggestive tone: "Wouldn't you like to know."

Bwahaha!!! Gotta love Lois. If there was a contest for best zingers, the scoreboard would read...
Lane 2
Kent 0

Go, Lois, Go!

[ficassidy]

Yeah Lois can win over Clark with comebacks anytime. It's about time someone came in and didn't indulge Clark with his "Woe is me!" behavior.

[ficassidy]

ETA: Here's another quote that I like.

"That's a recipe for wedgies if I've ever heard one."

[MochaFreak]

"Devoted" was a great episode for Lois quotes. Oh, where to begin, where to begin? I guess my favorites were the ones from her two confrontation scenes with the head bimbo cheerleader. Lois Lane, trash talker extraordinaire!

"It's amazing what a short skirt and the ability to rhyme will get you."

"How many cheerleaders does it take to draw a double helix?"

"What are you gonna do? Cheer us to death?"

[ficassidy]

I liked it when she told the football players to "bring it on..."