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    Clark: I have an idea for a disguise Lois.

    Lois: What?

    **Clark puts on his glasses**

    Lois: (surprised) Wait, what the hell just happened where's Clark? Who the hell are you?

    Clark: (taking his glasses off) Very funny Lois.

    Lois: Oh, there you are. Now, what is this disguise you wanted to--

    *Clark puts the glasses on again*

    Lois: Oh that's great, blur away when I'm in the middle of a sentence!

  • #2
    I was looking forward to something along these lines:

    *Clark holds up the glasses*
    Lois: Yeah, like a pair of glasses is going to fool anyone.

    Simple, yet so ironic.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by nate-dog1701d
      I was looking forward to something along these lines:

      *Clark holds up the glasses*
      Lois: Yeah, like a pair of glasses is going to fool anyone.

      Simple, yet so ironic.

      Indeed

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      • #4
        Lois: "Can we just call you Superman now? Because 'The Blur' is so 2010."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SuperheroFan87
          Clark: I have an idea for a disguise Lois.

          Lois: What?

          **Clark puts on his glasses**

          Lois: (surprised) Wait, what the hell just happened where's Clark? Who the hell are you?

          Clark: (taking his glasses off) Very funny Lois.

          Lois: Oh, there you are. Now, what is this disguise you wanted to--

          *Clark puts the glasses on again*

          Lois: Oh that's great, blur away when I'm in the middle of a sentence!
          hahah family guy......

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bennyjr123
            hahah family guy......
            Yep!

            Stewie's monologue with Peter while playing peek-a-boo was my inspiration.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by nate-dog1701d
              I was looking forward to something along these lines:

              *Clark holds up the glasses*
              Lois: Yeah, like a pair of glasses is going to fool anyone.

              Simple, yet so ironic.

              I actually thought that would happen

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              • #8
                Lois: Wait so everything we do from here on out has to be based on you being someone else? Do I need to take you to see a psychologist now?!

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                • #9
                  After the whole "I should be called after what I am", Lois should of said Superman, instead of just Super

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                  • #10
                    Lois: "Well, with glasses, don't you think "The Blur" defeats the purpose of prescription eyewear?"

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                    • #11
                      I just remembered something Clark should have said after getting back from London:

                      "Lois, if you care so much about protecting my identity, why do you have all these little superhero cutouts in a miniature church on my desk in plain sight?"

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                      • #12
                        Clark finally dons his iconic hornrims. "I'll be ready, hiding in plain sight."

                        A female voice from behind Clark and Lois says, "Why not just wear a wig instead?" Clark looks up in surprise. "Dinah?" He turns around and sees not Black Canary, but (ugh) Hannah Montana.

                        "I knew it!" Lois says. "She's the missing element of Darkseid's Anti-Life Equation!"

                        Clark nods. "Right, she and Justin Bieber together could drain the hope from all human civilization!" He aims his heat vision at Hannah's microphone. It vaporizes and Hannah makes a little squeak. Clark then pulls out the Book of Rao.

                        "Are you going to send her to the Phantom Zone"? Lois asks.

                        "No, I couldn't subject the wraiths there to that type of hell." Clark says. "I have in mind something much worse." He aims the disk not at Hannah, but to her right. Appearing out of thin air is a 16-year-old Chloe. "Miley, meet your new best buddy who knows your double identity."

                        Hannah's eyes are filled with terror. "NOOOOOOO...!!

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                        • #13
                          Bert: "You might as well put an S on your chest."
                          Clark, looking around furtively: "Don't let the show's producers hear you - they'll have you conveniently killed off before Prophecy."

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