Quotes in Live Free Or Twi-Hard

[xrayvision]

This thread is for the discussion of quotes featured in Live Free Or Twi-Hard.

[SVfan26]

*Kristin's dad tries to explain her behavior to the guys*
Sam - "Yeah, listen, we just wanna find your daughter."
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Dean - "What do you think he was talking about?"
Sam - "Drugs?"
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Dean - "You gotta be kidding me."
Sam - "Hey, just reporting the news."

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Dean - "Newsflash, Mr Wizard, vampires gotta pee!"

[xrayvision]

I don't remember if these were the exact lines, but I laughed when I heard these:

Dean: Is that glitter on your face?

Bieber: Yeah. It helps get the girls.

Dean: Does it work?

[SVfan26]

I don't remember if these were the exact lines, but I laughed when I heard these:

Dean: Is that glitter on your face?

Bieber: Yeah. It helps get the girls.

Dean: Does it work?

I think that was pretty close, but yeah that scene was hilarity;

Dean - "Take those out!"
*guy takes out fake vamp teeth*
Dean - "Yuck. What are you, like 12? Is that glitter!?"
Guy - "Yeah."
Dean - "Why?"
Guy - "I only do it to get laid."
Dean - "Does it work?"
Guy - "Yeah."
Dean - "*Hunh! . . Go 'hmm-bop' yourself out of here."
*shoves guy away, and watches him run down the alley; then yells a parting shot at him*
Dean - "And don't forget to wear a condom!!"

[The Caped Crusader]

Lol Twilight reference.

[SuperNinjaAlex]

Dean: hes watching her sleep, c'mon how can that NOT BE rapey ?

[xrayvision]

Dean: hes watching her sleep, c'mon how can that NOT BE rapey ?

His comments while Sam was trying to concentrate on the laptop were hilarious.

[SuperNinjaAlex]

those arent vampires...there douchebags

" there easy prey i mean all you gotta do is come up with some really bad poetry"


im laughing again just thinking about it, they took so many sh*ts at twilight it was awesome

[LioneLex]

*Laptop desktop comes on with a scream*

Sam: "That's just...uncomfortable" cracked me up XD

[Ginx]

*Laptop desktop comes on with a scream*

Sam: "That's just...uncomfortable" cracked me up XD

their faces were hilarious.

Dean 'look at this [hold up book cover] he's watching her sleep how's that not rappie [sp]' lol.....

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I think that was pretty close, but yeah that scene was hilarity;

Dean - "Take those out!"
*guy takes out fake vamp teeth*
Dean - "Yuck. What are you, like 12? Is that glitter!?"
Guy - "Yeah."
Dean - "Why?"
Guy - "I only do it to get laid."
Dean - "Does it work?"
Guy - "Yeah."
Dean - "*Hunh! . . Go 'hmm-bop' yourself out of here."
*shoves guy away, and watches him run down the alley; then yells a parting shot at him*
Dean - "And don't forget to wear a condom!!"

[xrayvision]

their faces were hilarious.

Dean 'look at this [hold up book cover] he's watching her sleep how's that not rappie [sp]' lol.....

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Their comments & actions based on their surroundings are some of the funniest things about the show. This has been the case so many times. I still love watching Hell House when Dean kept pulling the chain of that laughing fisherman in that diner/restaurant.

[chole_fan]

Dean: hes watching her sleep, c'mon how can that NOT BE rapey ?

And then Dean turned around and did the exact same thing to Lisa and muttered "I am Pattinson."

[Welling_is_pretty]

Aside from those mentioned--

Dean: "Hey, ice cream comes in lottsa flavors, Sam."

Dean: "Probably just your standard issue perv, right?"

Sam: "If they've already got a bunch of walkin', talkin' juice bars, why bother with the blood-mobile?"

Dean: "Think she wears all that rubber at the beach?"

Vamp: "You're pretty."
Dean: "Sorry, pal. I don't play for your team."

Dean: "Now?! Now, you wanna talk about my feelings?"

Dean: "You can relax. I didn't drink anyone."

Dean: "Dude, you reek. You're like a walking hamburger."

Dean: "We don't scare them anymore."