Quotes you wish were in Hammer of the Gods

[xrayvision]

[The Winchesters are driving in the Impala]

Sam: Dean, I'm bored.

Dean: Since when are you bored riding shotgun?

Sam: Let's play a game. I'll think of something & you'll have to guess it.

Dean: No way. That's lame.

Sam: C'mon Dean!

Dean: Fine. Mike Hammer? I loved that TV show.

Sam: No.

Dean: Hammermill paper? I love making xerox copies of my butt on that.

Sam: No.

Dean: MC Hammer? I still have a pair of those baggy pants when I was in that phase.

Sam: Nope.

Dean: Hammerlock? My favorite wrestling move.

Sam: Ice cold dude.

Dean: Rogers & Hammerstein? I'm a sucker for showtunes.

Sam: No & I really didn't need to hear that.

Dean: Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer? Love that music video.

Sam: Not even close.

Dean: Greg "the Hammer" Valentine? Awesome wrestler.

Sam: Dean, what the hell's up with you and hammers?

Dean: Denny's Moons Over My Hammer? Awesome breakfast.

Sam: No & it's Moons Over My Hammy. You know what Dean, forget the game.

Dean: You know what Sammy, I can go for one of those now.

Dean (singing Sinatra style): It's time for Moons Over My Hammy. For badass Dean & his nerdy brother Sammy...

[superhippie2000]

Cas: Sam Dean come with me i need to show you something.

**walking up to the league of super best friends**

Cas: sam and dean id like you to met jesus, krishna, moses, buddah,and seaman (Sea Man: its Sea Man).

Jesus: Sam and Dean we need your help. the gingers and tom cruise are trying to kidnap **bleep** we need your help saving him.

Dean: **bleep**? what does he have to do with anything?

Jesus: **bleep** is the only one who can save the planet from lucifer.

Sam: what about micheal?

Moses: Micheal can't do anything at this point lucifer is too strong. its **bleep** goo that gives the power to stop luficer.

Dean: ok where do we find **bleep**

Cas: last we heard **bleep** was being held captive by mecha striesand.

Dean: wait someones comming.

**in rolls bobby**

Dean: Bobby what are you doing here?

Bobby: Im not Bobby. names mitch connor and i need to tell you something. john isnt really your dad.

Dean: what you mean he isnt my father?

Mitch: its a long story but the truth lies with **bleep** you must find him.

Sam: but how will we stop mech striesand?

Mitch: sam you must say yes to lucifer.

Sam: ok ill say yes.

**in pops lucifer**

lucifer: Saddam?

Sam: no it is me Sam. i say yes. but we must stop mecha striesand to help **bleep**

Dean: wait sam you cant do this. we can save **bleep** another way.

Jesus: there is no other way.

Cas: jesus is right dean.

Dean: jesus Christ!!!

Sam: yes lucifer take me.

Samifer: ok were is mecha striesand?

Cas: she is eating deans car right now.

Samifer: ok ill wait till shes done.

dean: HEY!!!

**Samifer sticks mecha striesand in the foot with a demon dagger and she goes bye bye**

Samifer: ok done and **bleep** is saved.

Dean: ok mitch we saved **bleep** now tell me who is my father?

Mitch: I am your father dean. it was me the entire time.

Dean: Mitch? you? i dont even know you?

Mitch: you idjit not mitch. me, bobby.

Dean: daddy?

Bobby: yes my son.

Sam: bobby are you my father?

Bobby: no johns your father.

[xrayvision]

Is **bleep** Cartman?

[superhippie2000]

did you see the new south park?

[xrayvision]

No, since I don't have cable. Did they bring back the Super Best Friends? The only one I saw them in was the one with David Blaine & Blaintology. Also, I thought Mecha-Striesand was killed by Robert Smith.

[superhippie2000]

ya they did they had a 2 parter for the 200th episode. they kind of recapped the whole series lol

[GENERALzod777]

if Zeus was there:

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!

[xrayvision]

Cartoon Dean on TV: Silly rabbit! Trix are for Tricksters. Wait a minute, why am I a cartoon on TV?

[xrayvision]

Dean: Zachariah, you're back!!?!

Zachariah: Yeah, you killed me. Where was I gonna go, Detroit?"

[Spirit Detective]

Lucifer (in Jacob's body): Let's see you try and kill me now black smoke monster!

[xrayvision]

Dean: Hey aren't you guys forgetting something?

Sam: Yeah, they have to rip our hearts out with their bare hands & send us to a fiery pit as sacrifices to Kali.

Dean: Shut up Sam.

Kali: How dare you insult me with that nonense from that crappy movie.

Dean: No, I meant isn't someone who could help us stop Lucifer missing from this room?

Baldur: Hmm...

Ganesh: I can't think of anyone...

Mercury: Nope, we're all here.

Dean: Xenu, you morons!

Kali: Xenu?

Dean: Yeah, that dude from Scientology. I heard Tom Cruise is on his way to jump on your couch & make you watch MI 3 because you forgot Xenu.

Sam: Travolta too. I heard he's coming here to make you all watch Battlefield Earth.

Gabriel: Sam, you did it!!! You just found another thing that would kill Lucifer!!

Dean: Or make him kill himself, like I would.

Gabriel: Yeah, but I'd just bring you back.

Sam (smiling): You know he would.

Dean: Yeah, cuz he's a dick.

[SuperNinjaAlex]

*to the gods*

Dean: Im suppose to be scared?...what your gonna release the kraken if i dont play along?