(The Intense Fight scene between Clark & Brainiac)
Clark: What did you do to Lana? (punches Brainiac in the face)
Brainiac (bleeding black stuff everywhere): Spell her name backwards and that'll give you a pretty good idea...
Clark: ... YOU SON OF A! .... hey wait, that's pretty clever
Brainiac: You know, that's how you can stop Mr. Mxyzptlk too
Clark: What, by saying his name backwards, or the 'other' thing?
Brainiac: Backwards, backwards... if you want the 'other thing' usually you have to buy him dinner first!
Clark: Bahaha, you motor boatin' S.O.B. - I can't kill you!
Brainiac: I know, right? Hey, the hell with this, let's go grab some krypto-coke & strippers!
Clark: Wheeeeew, krypto-coke and strippers!
Brainiac: Hey you know what else? I swiped Lex's AmEx Card
Clark: You didn't... Suh-weeeet!
Brainiac: I know, right? I am bad frikkin-@$$
Clark: So bad!
(Later that evening - in a parking lot)
Brainiac: So, you want me to let Lana out of that soul-sucking brain trap?
Clark: (smashes bottle of tequila) Nah, you know what? Lois has been giving me the eyes all week.
Brainiac: Ah, so you're lookin' 'forward' to gettin' her 'backward' then, eh?
Clark: (snorts & stumbles) Yea, I'd like to "soiL" her good.
Brainiac: (shakes head) Kryptonians.... (flys away)
Clark: What? What'd I say? Hello? ... Brainy? ... Professor Fine?.... Jesus?
Clark: What did you do to Lana? (punches Brainiac in the face)
Brainiac (bleeding black stuff everywhere): Spell her name backwards and that'll give you a pretty good idea...
Clark: ... YOU SON OF A! .... hey wait, that's pretty clever
Brainiac: You know, that's how you can stop Mr. Mxyzptlk too
Clark: What, by saying his name backwards, or the 'other' thing?
Brainiac: Backwards, backwards... if you want the 'other thing' usually you have to buy him dinner first!
Clark: Bahaha, you motor boatin' S.O.B. - I can't kill you!
Brainiac: I know, right? Hey, the hell with this, let's go grab some krypto-coke & strippers!
Clark: Wheeeeew, krypto-coke and strippers!
Brainiac: Hey you know what else? I swiped Lex's AmEx Card
Clark: You didn't... Suh-weeeet!
Brainiac: I know, right? I am bad frikkin-@$$
Clark: So bad!
(Later that evening - in a parking lot)
Brainiac: So, you want me to let Lana out of that soul-sucking brain trap?
Clark: (smashes bottle of tequila) Nah, you know what? Lois has been giving me the eyes all week.
Brainiac: Ah, so you're lookin' 'forward' to gettin' her 'backward' then, eh?
Clark: (snorts & stumbles) Yea, I'd like to "soiL" her good.
Brainiac: (shakes head) Kryptonians.... (flys away)
Clark: What? What'd I say? Hello? ... Brainy? ... Professor Fine?.... Jesus?
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