Quotes you wish were in "Arctic"

[thehenry89]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!

[krpto]

the sad thing is I could totally see the writers putting that in an episode

[Twitch]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!

LOL that's hilarious!

[Alexander III]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!

Awesome dude!

[JNottle]

Lois: Clark, Chloes in trouble.
Clark: Not now, I gotta find Lana.
Lois: Clark, Chloes in trouble.
Clark: Not now, I gotta find Lana.
Lois: For god sake Clark, Chloe is the one person who devotes herself to you, Lana is just a midevil psychopath who has been a vampire, witch, meteor freak and loads of other stuff.
Clark: Lana.
-Lois slaps Clark-

Prolly never happen.

[Alexander III]

Wish it happened!

[sithius]

Clark: Chloe, I've been with Lana all night... we need to help her. Go do some more searching on your computer.

Chloe: Clark, Lex is close to finding that device which can control you... you must stop him! You said you would in Descent.

Clark: I don't care about Lex! Lana is in trouble! Who gives a flying **** about the billions of people I could kill if Lex gets hold of that device and uses me for his own shenanigans. Lana is more important. Lana, Lana, Lana, you hear me Chloe! You stupid little girl! Now get back to that computer *****. What have WE got to show for it so far!? Nothing!

Chloe: Please... Clark, I've been working as hard as I can. I'm sorry Clark.

Clark: WORK FASTER!

Chloe: Clark... I love you.

Clark: SHUT UP!

Oh wait... déjà vu?

[TWLOVER03]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!

[HowardFilms]

Jimmy: Have a nice trip. See you next fall.

Lex: No, you won't.

[harryandginnyfanatic]

Lex: I've changed my mind, Chloe. I'm not going to the Arctic and I'm not gonna sick the feds on you. Lets make out.

[AlwaysRight]

Clark: oh no Brainiac, i will have to fight you at full power and make for an epic battle that would make for great TV

[Super Maverick]

KARA: I'm taking all my clothes off.

KARA: Hey, there's that showerhead.....

[Routh]

"In the back of my mind I've always known. I've always known." - Lex Luthor to Clark Kent

[Super Maverick]

KARA: Hi, Lois.
LOIS: Hi, Kara. Wanna get naked and make out?
KARA: Sure do!

[madcatlady]

Jor-El: Leave now, ruler of Antarctica!