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  • #31
    Originally posted by MetroGirl06
    (After watching too much tv)
    I know my destiny now. I am SAILOR MOON!
    In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!!!

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    • #32
      *Rolls eyes*

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      • #33
        Kara: You know what, Clark?
        Clark: What?
        Kara: I think that Lana is really hot.
        *Clark looks at her in shock*
        CLark: You do?? Well...You'll have to fight me for her!
        *Lana walks in to see Kara and Clark slapping and hitting eacj other.*
        Lana: Guys, guys, stop it!
        *Kara + Clark rush to Lana, both trying to compete*
        Clark: Marry ME!
        Kara: No Lana, marry ME!
        Lana: I'm sorry...But Lionel proposed to me 10 minutes ago...And I said Yes!

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        • #34
          Kara to Jimmy: Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

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          • #35
            While tanning in Cabo "Should I care that a bunch on Kandorians are now in Kansas...?"
            Some dude next to her "Can I put some lotion on you miss" She looks him over and smile to herself "Nah!"

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            • #36
              Kara > Clark its time you learned to fly, now imagine you're sitting on the toilet and constipated, now what would you do next?
              Clark > I'd push really hard
              Kara > That would explain why you have piles and can't fly
              Clark > [frowning] i don't have piles
              Kara > You forget I've got x-ray vision too - I see EVERYTHING.
              Clark > What!?
              Kara > You need to loosen up down there seriously, don't be shy we're cousins we can share anything. You're just far toooo anally retentive and thats why you can't fly - take a deep breath, relax and breathe out and think of it just naturally moving out at its own gentle pace and you'll go up up and away!
              Clark > [frowning again] But doesn't that mean I'll need an incontinence pad to stay aloft
              Kara > Its called a metaphor dumbass, you don't have to actually take a dump to not be anally retentive, Jeez! You are obviously from a low hanging branch of the family tree [rolls her eyes]. Anyway all Kryptonians keep them handy just in case of accidents...oh god this was a bad idea...you are soo going to crap yourself aren't you?
              Last edited by Komsomolets; 01-12-2010, 05:22 AM.

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