Hey, kp, how about this?
Clark decides to get out of sleeping with Kara by recommending they do it at the FOS (hoping that Jor-El will talk some sense into her), and Kara goes along.
Clark: Okay, we're here. Let's get this over with.
Kara then knocks Clark down and gets on top of him. She is about to kiss him when Jor-El intervenes.
Jor-El: Kara! What are you doing!?
Kara: Jor-El, humans are so weak, Clark is the only one I can make love to.
Jor-El: You must remain a virgin until your wedding night. I will not allow you to disgrace the House of El with this incestuous behavior. It's bad enough your father tried to kill me so he could take Lara as his wife, not to mention the injustice he would have done to you & your mother. (It can be assumed that extramarital sex, incest, homosexuality, etc. were frowned upon on Krypton).
Kara: Oh, all right. At least I'll still be a virgin. (looks at Clark sarcastically).
Clark: What?
Kara: Come on, Lana told me you slept with her when Jor-El took your abilities away after the second meteor shower. (Clark and Lana may have had sex since then).
Jor-El: Kal-El! How could you do such a thing?!
Clark: I thought you didn't care what I did after you took away my powers.
Jor-El: Well, I do. And your behavior is unacceptable. I'm sorry, but I must place you in a frozen state again.
Clark: Wasn't getting shot to death and my adopted father dying in my place count as punishment?
Jor-El: Oh, very well. But you are completing your training right now.
Clark is relieved to hear this.
Kara: And what I am supposed to do? I'm tired of being left out of this inner circle between the two of you, your Martian friend, and the gang from Sherwood Forest (referring to Oliver Queen & company). Hasn't my innocence been proven when it was revealed my father erased my memory after I first learned of his intentions?
Jor-El: Alright, you can undergo the necessary training too. Especially with your rebellious behavior.
Clark decides to get out of sleeping with Kara by recommending they do it at the FOS (hoping that Jor-El will talk some sense into her), and Kara goes along.
Clark: Okay, we're here. Let's get this over with.
Kara then knocks Clark down and gets on top of him. She is about to kiss him when Jor-El intervenes.
Jor-El: Kara! What are you doing!?
Kara: Jor-El, humans are so weak, Clark is the only one I can make love to.
Jor-El: You must remain a virgin until your wedding night. I will not allow you to disgrace the House of El with this incestuous behavior. It's bad enough your father tried to kill me so he could take Lara as his wife, not to mention the injustice he would have done to you & your mother. (It can be assumed that extramarital sex, incest, homosexuality, etc. were frowned upon on Krypton).
Kara: Oh, all right. At least I'll still be a virgin. (looks at Clark sarcastically).
Clark: What?
Kara: Come on, Lana told me you slept with her when Jor-El took your abilities away after the second meteor shower. (Clark and Lana may have had sex since then).
Jor-El: Kal-El! How could you do such a thing?!
Clark: I thought you didn't care what I did after you took away my powers.
Jor-El: Well, I do. And your behavior is unacceptable. I'm sorry, but I must place you in a frozen state again.
Clark: Wasn't getting shot to death and my adopted father dying in my place count as punishment?
Jor-El: Oh, very well. But you are completing your training right now.
Clark is relieved to hear this.
Kara: And what I am supposed to do? I'm tired of being left out of this inner circle between the two of you, your Martian friend, and the gang from Sherwood Forest (referring to Oliver Queen & company). Hasn't my innocence been proven when it was revealed my father erased my memory after I first learned of his intentions?
Jor-El: Alright, you can undergo the necessary training too. Especially with your rebellious behavior.
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