Things Jimmy would never say

[jjsmallvillelvr]

I am the worlds greatest bartender, and I was buying drugs with my advanced pay!

[Degobunny]

I quit my job as a photographer, and now am a successful news reporter.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

I am not the real Jimmy Olsen!

[pizzahead2490]

I am not the real Jimmy Olsen!

I don't even have enough humor to say anything...

[Komsomolets]

"Chloe I think Lois has a nicer rack than yours."

"I'm soooo totally fine with you hanging out with Clark and Davis and other platonic male friends, go on my girl I know that you love me and you have my undying trust!"

"Now how the heck am I going to get rid of all this crack cocaine?"

"I'm sooo openminded girlfriend I'd be satisfied to share you with Davis, lord knows you're probably seeing CK on the side anyway and it hasn't bothered me one bit."

[ginnyfan]

I wanna be just like my older brother Henry when I grow up. Just. Like. Him. *red swirls appear in his eyes*

[Zizi]

Things Jimmy would never say

(the day after they first made out while interning at the Daily Planet, not 2 years after) - Hey, Chloe, last night was wonderful.


Don't you dare call her Chloester! *flings staple gun at Grant and knocks him out*

[general zod fan]

chloe i love you...but im still not telling you my real name!!!