Things Jimmy would never say

[kp1984]

Jimmy: Chole i want you to bring Kara here so we can have a treesome
Chole: Are you serious
Jimmy: Yeah this can be fun

[Queenrocks77]

Hey Chloe........ Do you think Kara's hot? I DO!!

[noblue4u]

So... Chloe. Chloerino. The Chloester. Babes in CHLOE-land... what say you, me, and Kara go to my place and have a few *cough-cough* drinks?

[noblue4u]

*In his car getting frozen by one of the Weather Girls*

"Oh, it's c-c-cool... my twin brother d-d-does th-this t-to me all the t-t-time."

[berniepooh]

C.K.---I just learned photojournalism doesn't have a lot of lucrative opportunities compared with photography careers in advertising. I'm leaving the DP to take a job shooting hot babes in their underware.

[kp1984]

Is it ture that I look like that metero freak Eric Summers?

[noblue4u]

"Everything comes down to poo...
From the top of your head to the soul of your shoe.
We can figure out what's wrong with you by...
Lookin' at your poo. Turk?"

Ah Scrubs...

[noblue4u]

i AM the walrus...

[berniepooh]

I'm thinking of growing a beard.

[Odysseus]

"Hey everyone, I just bought a motorcycle!"*drives it right into the DP basement, knocking over several desks in the process*

[noblue4u]

"Oh man... I totally RIPPED one in the elevator!"

[ginnyfan]

Jimmy: Ow! *runs to Chloe's desk*
Chloe: What's up Jimmy?
Jimmy: I was making copies and I got the WORST paper cut. You think you could hook me up with some more of that glowy hand healing thing you do?

[berniepooh]

"I've been thinking about getting a sex change operation."

[Jory]

" I love you, Chloe."

[ginnyfan]

^Hasn't Jimmy said that already?