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haha that would be sweet!
i kno lex deeply cares for clark..you could tell!
i kno lex deeply cares for clark..you could tell!
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*sky light breaks lana and the security guard fall*
*clark speeds in trying to catch lana and misses*
fump.... snap! crack... bleed....
Clark: whoops, i guess i shoulda been wearing my glasses since that eye injury messed up my sight. My depth perception must still not be that good.
*clark leaves and calls brady*
Clark: so uhh brady.... you been keeping an eye on lana?
Brady: umm yes sir mr kent, while Mr Luthor is gone i have a complete and total perimiter secured around her.
Clark: ok good, just checkin' keep up the good work!
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Lana: why are you watching me?
Clark: cause i need to know when the next shipment of PIE is arriving at the talon!
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Chloe: lana has been orbiting you secret for awhile now and she might just be coming in for a landing.
Clark: good thing i have orbital defense platforms.
Chloe: what do you mean?"orbital defense platforms?
Clark: See that platform overthere? if lana walks anywhere near it i will crack her into orbit with mr baseballbat over there.
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Lex: make sure you RSVP so we can get a head count for the reception.
Clark: Well i have 8 heads in a dufflebag... will that throw your count off some?
Lex: what are you doing with 8 heads in a dufflebage?
Clark: you never know when you may want to "head on out" or Head over to the bar, or make headway on a project.
Lex: dude!? are you ok? and i thought I was falling down the deep dark hole of bad puns and supervillian banter.
Clark: yeah, i am fine, its the other 6 voices that have a problem eee heheheComment
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* Lex hands Clark the invitation*
Clark: Is this what you really want Lex?
Lex: What I want? WHAT I WANT ?!?!?
*kicks over chair*
Lex: you know what I want Clark, you've always known since that one night, that magic moment we shared that hot shower...the way the water slid off your naked torso...make you look like an adonis...
Clark: Why didn't you so so before? all the time we have last...
* passionate embrace *
Clark: Can you call Lana and tell her you'll be home late?
Lex: Stupid Biotch doesn't even know I am gone, she gets loss in the mansion !
* Clark and Lex laugh *
Clark: AH Lex, I've missed you so.
* Lex looks up onto Clark's eyes*
Lex: to be here, in your arms, again...its like come home again...Comment
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Lex: Lana one day all this will be yours.
Lana:what the curtains?
Lex: NO! not the curtains lass. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lass.
Lana: But mother
Lex: Husabnd, Lass, Husband
lana:B-b-but, Husband, I don't want any of that
Lex:Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lass: the strongest castle in these counties.
Lana: But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Lex: rather what!?
Lana:I'd rather...
[music]
...just... sing!
Lex:Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lass. In seven days, you're getting married me, whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in kansas.
Lana:B-- but I don't want land
Lex:Listen, helen
Lana: Lana
Lex: Lana,We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Lana:But-- but I don't like you.
Lex
on't like me?! What's wrong with me?! I'm beautiful. I'm rich. I've got huge... tracts o' land!
Lana:I know, but I want the-- the guy that I marry to have...
[music]
...a certain,... special... something!
Lex:Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying me, so you'd better get used to the idea!
[smack]
Guards! Make sure she doesn't leave this room until I come and get her.
Brady:Not to leave the room even if you come and get her.
Guard2:hic!
Lex:No, no. Until I come and get her.
Brady:Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Lex:No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure she doesn't leave
Brady:And you'll come and get her!
Guard 2: Hic!
Lex: Right!
Brady:We don't need to do anything apart from just stop her entering the room.
Lex:No, no. Leaving the room
Brady:Leaving the room. Yes.
[sniff]
Lex:All right?
Brady:right!
guard2: Hic!
Lex:right!
Brady:Oh, if-- if-- if, uhh-- if-- if-- w-- ehh-- i-- if-- if we--
Lex:Yes? What is it?
brady:Oh, i-- if-- i-- oh--
Lex:Look, it's quite simple.
Brady:uh
Lex:You just stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?
guard2: Hic!
Lex:right
Brady:Oh, I remember. Uhh, can she leave the room with us?
Lex:N-- no, no. No. You just keep her in here and make sure she--
Brady: Oh, yes. We'll keep her in here, obviously, but if she had to leave and we were with her--
Lex:No, no, no, no. Just keep her in here--
brady:Until you or anyone else--
Lex:No, not anyone else. Just me.
brady:just you.
Guard2: Hic!
Lex:get back
Brady: get back
Lex:all right?
brady:Right. We'll stay here until you get back.
guard2:hic!
Lex:And, uh, make sure she doesn't leave
brady:what?
Lex:Make sure she doesn't leave
brady: Lana?
Lex: yes,Make sure she doesn't leave
Brady:Oh, yes, of course
guard2: hic!
Brady:Ah. I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
Lex: is that clear?
guard2: hic!
Brady:Oh, quite clear. No problems
Lex: Right. Where are you going?
brady: were comin' with you
Lex: No, no. I want you to stay here and make sure she doesn't leave
brady:Oh, I see. Right
Lana: but Lex!
Lex: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on!
[music]
And no singing!
guard2:hic!
Lex: Oh, go and get a glass of water.
[clank]
[scribble scribble scribble fold fold]
[twong]Last edited by Blue screen of death; 02-12-2007, 01:23 PM.Comment
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Originally posted by Blue screen of death
Lex: Lana one day all this will be yours.
Lana:what the curtains?
Lex: NO! not the curtains lass. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lass.
Lana: But mother
Lex: Husabnd, Lass, Husband
lana:B-b-but, Husband, I don't want any of that
Lex:Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lass: the strongest castle in these counties.
Lana: But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Lex: rather what!?
Lana:I'd rather...
[music]
...just... sing!
Lex:Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lass. In seven days, you're getting married me, whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in kansas.
Lana:B-- but I don't want land
Lex:Listen, helen
Lana: Lana
Lex: Lana,We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Lana:But-- but I don't like you.
Lexon't like me?! What's wrong with me?! I'm beautiful. I'm rich. I've got huge... tracts o' land!
Lana:I know, but I want the-- the guy that I marry to have...
[music]
...a certain,... special... something!
Lex:Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying me, so you'd better get used to the idea!
[smack]
Guards! Make sure she doesn't leave this room until I come and get her.
Brady:Not to leave the room even if you come and get her.
Guard2:hic!
Lex:No, no. Until I come and get her.
Brady:Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Lex:No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure she doesn't leave
Brady:And you'll come and get her!
Guard 2: Hic!
Lex: Right!
Brady:We don't need to do anything apart from just stop her entering the room.
Lex:No, no. Leaving the room
Brady:Leaving the room. Yes.
[sniff]
Lex:All right?
Brady:right!
guard2: Hic!
Lex:right!
Brady:Oh, if-- if-- if, uhh-- if-- if-- w-- ehh-- i-- if-- if we--
Lex:Yes? What is it?
brady:Oh, i-- if-- i-- oh--
Lex:Look, it's quite simple.
Brady:uh
Lex:You just stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?
guard2: Hic!
Lex:right
Brady:Oh, I remember. Uhh, can she leave the room with us?
Lex:N-- no, no. No. You just keep her in here and make sure she--
Brady: Oh, yes. We'll keep her in here, obviously, but if she had to leave and we were with her--
Lex:No, no, no, no. Just keep her in here--
brady:Until you or anyone else--
Lex:No, not anyone else. Just me.
brady:just you.
Guard2: Hic!
Lex:get back
Brady: get back
Lex:all right?
brady:Right. We'll stay here until you get back.
guard2:hic!
Lex:And, uh, make sure she doesn't leave
brady:what?
Lex:Make sure she doesn't leave
brady: Lana?
Lex: yes,Make sure she doesn't leave
Brady:Oh, yes, of course
guard2: hic!
Brady:Ah. I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
Lex: is that clear?
guard2: hic!
Brady:Oh, quite clear. No problems
Lex: Right. Where are you going?
brady: were comin' with you
Lex: No, no. I want you to stay here and make sure she doesn't leave
brady:Oh, I see. Right
Lana: but Lex!
Lex: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on!
[music]
And no singing!
guard2:hic!
Lex: Oh, go and get a glass of water.
[clank]
[scribble scribble scribble fold fold]
[twong]
And remember, lets not bicker and quarrel about who killed whom...
Ah, Monthy Python would actually bring some class to Smallville.Comment
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Martha: 'Lana you can stay here, it'll be $75 for a night at the Kent Inn.'Comment
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Lana snooping in the barn sees Shelby.
Lana: Shelby! Here boy, here boy!
Shelby: Lanaaaaaaa-CHOMP!!!
Smallville: Oh my God, you killed Lana! You will be our new God!Comment
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