Quotes you "wish" were in Trespass

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

Originally posted by superprincess
Lana: "thank you clark for saving me for the 15,000 time this week. Your my hero!"
Clark:" Your welcome lana, now I must go save the world!"

Lex:" I really enjoy your sloppy seconds clark."
Clark: "Your welcome lex, anything for a friend"

Nice !!

Originally posted by griffyn612




"I want you to come to the wedding and see what you lost. YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME, CLARK!! I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOURS!" - Lex

Now, THAT actually makes sense !!

[Rhoda123]

Clark: "Sorry about what I said last week Chloe. I know I was a complete tool."

Chloe: "Bite me alien boy."

[Mischael12]

Lex: Here's the scene of the crime where you held my Fiance captive.

Clark: *Snicker* yeah good times....

[xrayvision]

Jimmy: And if you hurt her, I will kick your ass no matter how big you are.

Clark: Please Jimmy. You're no Eric Summers. At least he could stand a chance by taking my powers away.

Jimmy: Powers, what powers?

Clark: Uhhhhh.....my powers to win pie eating contests.

Or:



<Clark sticks the chisel in his back pocket>

Clark: Oops, I didn't hurt you in there did I Chloe?

[that girl]

Originally posted by k18
Chloe: My name is Chloe Sullivan! Not Lois Lane. Get over it people!

Amen to that.

[maryjanewatson]

Clark: Hey chloe! What's new?

Chloe: Lana is being followed by a creepy stalker who is threatening to kill her!

Clark: no no, i said 'whats new?'

[last man of krypton]

<Stalker rings Lana>
Lana: Who is this?
Stalker: Someone who thinks you should die.
Lana: That's narrowed it down to about 99% of the population. The other 1% haven't met me yet.

[zxcvBnm]

*Lana snoops through Clark's barn and room*

"Clark "B****, wat u doin here. "

[xrayvision]

Lana: I know you found out about my trespasses into your barn.

Clark: Yup. So I guess the stalker has become the stalked.

Lana: Yeah, talk about a role reversal. I'm stalking you now.

Clark: So where's your telescope?

Lana: How did you know about that?

Clark: C'mon Lana, you need it anytime you sleep with Lex.

[svsabbiesv]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Clark: Lex, do you think you're man enough to withstand a papercut from this invitation?

Lex: We Luthors are made of tough and definitely expensive material.

Clark: OK then.

<Clark uses a superspeed chop and slices off Lex's hand>

Lex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You son of a b-tch!!!!! You chopped off my hand!!!!!!!!!

Clark: Hey, it was going to happen in a few years later anyway when you start wearing the kryptonite ring. Now why don't you go on out & get yourself a black glove.

hahaha i love this one

[Soline Yayire]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
<Stalker rings Lana>
Lana: Who is this?
Stalker: Someone who thinks you should die.
Lana: That's narrowed it down to about 99% of the population. The other 1% haven't met me yet.

"I want you to come to the wedding and see what you lost. YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME, CLARK!! I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOURS!" - Lex

Yeah, we all know that's what he really ment

[andyolinyk]

lex to lana:wanna go down stairs and drink some magic mushroom tea to calm your nerves ?
Lana to lex: yes, id like that a lot , then we can go and watch Alice In wonder land.

cloe to lana : i dont think lex would mind seeing you in His lingerie.

lana to cloe: ya his lingerie, it's the shizzle.

[Billy Jor-El]

Lana: C'mere, Shelby, good boy.

Shelby: barf barf barf barf barf!

[maryjanewatson]

now, is that shelby puking, or barking. I reall hope it's the first one....

[President_Luthor]

Lex: Make sure you RSVP. We need a head count ...

Clark: About that reception ... are we gonna have those cool wafer crackers with the cucumber cream cheese and grape tomatoes on top?

Lex: Oh yeah! We've got a tower of nanaimo bars that look like LuthorCorp. They are simply to-die for!

Clark: Drop by and we can go over the colour scheme -- maybe over some lattes?

Lex: Good! No -- wait a minute, I'm supposed to hate you now.

Clark: Hate me 'after' we get you matching table settings for the reception.

Lex: I can live with that. I'm totally going Martha Stewart for the reception ...