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    Maury: Alright everyone were back, and were about to reveal the results of the test!!

    *Maury looks towards Lana and Lex*

    Maury: Okay, are you all ready for the paternity results?

    *Lex and Lana nod thier heads*

    Maury: Lex...you are NOT the father!

    Lex: You *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEP* what the *BLEEP* I tell you to *BLEEEEP*

    *Lana runs backstage crying, while Maury runs after her*

    Maury: Lana, you know we have the real father here with us today...

    *Pete walks in*

    Lana: PETE!? How the-

    Pete: Lana, you may freak out, but those first couple times you fainted was when I gassed your bedroom. See I read the Superman comic books and I realized that were the ones supposed to get married and have kids, so I figured, I may as well just create the baby now and get it over with, so you don't have to worry about some balded ostrich popping out of you.

    Lana: Oh. That makes perfect sense! Let's go get married then.

    *Audience Claps*

    *Cut*


    Maury: Up next, a woman who fell in love with a creepy old man who killed her husband just last year. You don't wanna miss this folks.


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    Wow, this has got to be the best Maury show yet.

  • #2
    I guess it's possible Pete could've just snuck in Lana's room & gassed her...the mansion's security is beyond lousy lol!
    Last edited by ShelbyKent; 11-14-2006, 01:04 AM.

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    • #3
      OMG! That is hilarious! I love the Maury show.

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      • #4
        that would be the best episode of the year! lol

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        • #5
          Yeah and notice the "coming up" part, that relates to smallville too haha

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          • #6
            yup... Lionel and little ol' Ma Kent.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lone Soul
              Maury: Alright everyone were back, and were about to reveal the results of the test!!

              *Maury looks towards Lana and Lex*

              Maury: Okay, are you all ready for the paternity results?

              *Lex and Lana nod thier heads*

              Maury: Lex...you are NOT the father!

              Lex: You *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEP* what the *BLEEP* I tell you to *BLEEEEP*

              *Lana runs backstage crying, while Maury runs after her*

              Maury: Lana, you know we have the real father here with us today...

              *Pete walks in*

              Lana: PETE!? How the-

              Pete: Lana, you may freak out, but those first couple times you fainted was when I gassed your bedroom. See I read the Superman comic books and I realized that were the ones supposed to get married and have kids, so I figured, I may as well just create the baby now and get it over with, so you don't have to worry about some balded ostrich popping out of you.

              Lana: Oh. That makes perfect sense! Let's go get married then.

              *Audience Claps*

              *Cut*


              Maury: Up next, a woman who fell in love with a creepy old man who killed her husband just last year. You don't wanna miss this folks.


              ---------------------------------

              Wow, this has got to be the best Maury show yet.

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              • #8
                This thread is still funny

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                • #9
                  yeah. this is what I needed today.

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                  • #10
                    Oh I so needed this! Haven't laughed so much in ages! Hilarious!!!

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                    • #11
                      Pete "The Boss" Ross scores!

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                      • #12
                        lmao

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                        • #13
                          It's funny how this thread is popular now but when it first made only a few commented on it

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