Maury: Alright everyone were back, and were about to reveal the results of the test!!
*Maury looks towards Lana and Lex*
Maury: Okay, are you all ready for the paternity results?
*Lex and Lana nod thier heads*
Maury: Lex...you are NOT the father!
Lex: You *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEP* what the *BLEEP* I tell you to *BLEEEEP*
*Lana runs backstage crying, while Maury runs after her*
Maury: Lana, you know we have the real father here with us today...
*Pete walks in*
Lana: PETE!? How the-
Pete: Lana, you may freak out, but those first couple times you fainted was when I gassed your bedroom. See I read the Superman comic books and I realized that were the ones supposed to get married and have kids, so I figured, I may as well just create the baby now and get it over with, so you don't have to worry about some balded ostrich popping out of you.
Lana: Oh. That makes perfect sense! Let's go get married then.
*Audience Claps*
*Cut*
Maury: Up next, a woman who fell in love with a creepy old man who killed her husband just last year. You don't wanna miss this folks.
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Wow, this has got to be the best Maury show yet.
*Maury looks towards Lana and Lex*
Maury: Okay, are you all ready for the paternity results?
*Lex and Lana nod thier heads*
Maury: Lex...you are NOT the father!
Lex: You *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEP* what the *BLEEP* I tell you to *BLEEEEP*
*Lana runs backstage crying, while Maury runs after her*
Maury: Lana, you know we have the real father here with us today...
*Pete walks in*
Lana: PETE!? How the-
Pete: Lana, you may freak out, but those first couple times you fainted was when I gassed your bedroom. See I read the Superman comic books and I realized that were the ones supposed to get married and have kids, so I figured, I may as well just create the baby now and get it over with, so you don't have to worry about some balded ostrich popping out of you.
Lana: Oh. That makes perfect sense! Let's go get married then.
*Audience Claps*
*Cut*
Maury: Up next, a woman who fell in love with a creepy old man who killed her husband just last year. You don't wanna miss this folks.
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Wow, this has got to be the best Maury show yet.
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