The Quote Thread for "Wither" (spoilers)

[RedPhoenix23]

You know the drill peeps! Post your favorite quotes from the ep here! I've got a few to get us started:


Lois: "Oh... Crap. I'm sorry. Just so you know with a face like that, you can do a whole lot better than arrand boy for the rich and arrogant. Here."
*holds out a few bucks
Oliver: "Thank you very much. What is uh?"
Lois: "A tip."
Oliver: "A tip? Ohhkay."
Lois: "Seriously. Aim higher."
Oliver: "Listen umm"
*door slams on his face*

On one hand this is funny, but on the other.... Lois is basically lets the guy know she thinks he's hot but he's just soooo beneath her for being an arrand boy. Too bad he probably won't do the same, lol.

Martha: "Handsome? Chiseled features with a smile that could light up a barn?"
Lois: "Mrs. Kent! You have a crush on the currie?" (I saw him first!)
Martha: "You mean the billionare CEO who stopped by to talk about his financial support of my platform? No, Lois I don't. I've never even met him and now I probably never will."
Lois: "That was Oliver Queen" (Oh sh--!)

Clark: "Rides over!"
Random Victim: "Who the hell are you?"
Clark: "The Gardner! Get out!!!"

Clark: "Costumes really aren't my thing."

Lois: "The tights? You're totally pulling it off."

[Silent Kal]

" *sssssshhhhhhh THUNK* " <--arrow.

[STFanatic]

"Dark scary forest?"
And Smooching just two & a half minutes into the show... Woo-Hoo!

[sstray72]

"Girl made me drop a log."

Taken MUCH out of context on my part...

[PaleBlueDot]

"Did you just paddle me?" - J.O.

LMAO

[HowardFilms]

Lex: "My evil plan must be working then"

Lana: (giggles)

Lex: "No, seriously, it's working."

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Lana: (removes Lex's armor)

Lex: What are you doing?

Lana: "I just want to see if the meteor made you bald down there too"

[coasterprincess]

"You are my girl...right?" I loved the look on Jimmy's face when he said this. So cute in a totally old-fashioned way.

[Aloof]

Something about Chloe saying something about a threesome.
XD

[riotact9]

Clark: "Why am I such a wuss?"

Clark: "When I look down my pants, I don't see anything"

[Ireallylikethisshow]

^ uh the line about threesomes I think was this:

Lana: Lex thinks I drag Clark's ghost around with me.
Chloe: And I take it, he's not too excited about the threesome?

But other ones:

Jimmy: [Reffering to taking it slow] I'm so slow- it looks like I'm not even moving!

^ lol, now I can't remember the lines right. I think I may have messed these both up

[RedPhoenix23]

Lex: "Sorry Clark, i'm all out of evil today. Lana must be a calming influence on me."

[future-reporter]

Lexrefering to oliver queen outfit)you should see him in tutu
Oliver:lex luthor

[maudeline]

Im glad this thread exist, cause english is not my firts language and sometimes the character talk SO fast, especialy Chloe and I cant understand all the puch lines ! so.. Thanks

[mayumi]

Clark: even your flowers have hidden agendas.

[umm]

Originally posted by HowardFilms
Lex: "My evil plan must be working then"

Lana: (giggles)

Lex: "No, seriously, it's working."

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Lana: (removes Lex's armor)

Lex: What are you doing?

Lana: "I just want to see if the meteor made you bald down there too"