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You, have to admit it is true Lana is becoming more like Kelly everyday. 
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Re: Lana Lang is more like Kelly Bunday...
That would be an offence to Kelly Bundy!Originally posted by HotStu***uccess
You, have to admit it is true Lana is becoming more like Kelly everyday.
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Lana becoming more slutty and stupid. Sounds like Kelly Bundy to me.Comment
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kelly bundy..ha that's great. wow lana.
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"Next on Smallville, Kelly, I mean Lana hooks up with Lionel"Comment
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I guess that would make Clark "4 touchdowns in 1 game" Kent be Al Bundy.
Clark (to FBI agent): I served my country. I played highschool football.Comment
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I am seriously thinking about making a story about Married with Children... Smallville style with Clark Kent like Al Bundy, and Lana Lang like Peg Bundy, but they are just boyfriend and girlfriend without any kids going through college. Clark gets a job as a shoe sells man, he makes rude comments towards Lana.Comment
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Originally posted by xrayvision
I guess that would make Clark "4 touchdowns in 1 game" Kent be Al Bundy.
Clark (to FBI agent): I served my country. I played highschool football.
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Originally posted by xrayvision
I guess that would make Clark "4 touchdowns in 1 game" Kent be Al Bundy.
Clark (to FBI agent): I served my country. I played highschool football.
Yup, it would... Clark and Lana ends up getting married, he doesn't want to go through with it but Henry Small with a shutgun forces him into marrying his daughter. "I do" they have children. Chloe and Lex ends up marrying, and living next to the Bund... I mean the Kent's
Smallville: Married with Children, the tv series. now this would make a great television series with comedy.
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What would that make Chloe and Lex? Marcy and Steve?Originally posted by HotStu***uccess
Yup, it would... Clark and Lana ends up getting married, he doesn't want to go through with it but Henry Small with a shutgun forces him into marrying his daughter. "I do" they have children. Chloe and Lex ends up marrying, and living next to the Bund... I mean the Kent's
Smallville: Married with Children, the tv series. now this would make a great television series with comedy.
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Yup. And Lois would be the Bundy family petOriginally posted by umm
What would that make Chloe and Lex? Marcy and Steve?
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Clark (to Shelby): Don't even move a muscle you lazy shiftless bag of fleas. Jimmy Olsen would make a good Bud and Lois would be a good Kelly.
I posted the following lines in a post (http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/sh...55#post2508855) based on the episode "A Three Job no Income Family" where Al gets a 2nd job at Burger Trek (his boss there is Pauly Shore; Clark plays Shore's role and Lex plays Bundy's role):
Clark (On an intercom): Bang me up a BDA special Lex... superspeed.
Lex: People up there dying for supershagged chicken, huh.
Clark: That's right...tell the world Lex.
<Lex drops the chicken off to Clark>
Clark: You didn't make the noise, Luthor!
Lex: Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bocccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
Clark: We got a lot of unhappy customers out there Friar Luthor.
Lex: Talk to me like a person.
Clark: Oh, um, like OK like bald dude, I had to leave the chicken coupe to tell you this, but we've had a lot of complaints about this chicken.
Lex: What's wrong?
Clark: You tell me what's wrong.
Lex: Some chickenhead get in there?
Clark: Look there's no place in Kent F--ked Chicken for a rebel Luthor. C'mon you know we got like a mission to accomplish.
Clark & Lex in unison: To go in chickens where no man has gone before.
Clark: Yeah right that's good. Well, let's just start from the beginning. What goes on a BDA special?
Lex: Tomato, onion, dandruff, and a squirt of Clarkie squeezin's.
Clark: Ok now that is our special sauce Luthor and that goes on last. You've been puttin' yours on first and uh it's been washin' the satisfied by Clarky look off the chickens. Get with the program Luthor. You're a disgrace to the zipplerless pants. Ohh, clean your stable.
Lex: Marry a secrets and lies whore.
<later>
Clark: Oh, Luthor, Luthor, Luthor...
Lex: Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bocccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
Clark: No, n-no it's not that. Looked you pulled another BDA boner.
Lex: I thought you're the one with the boners around the chickens. What'd I do, send one out without creamy Clarkie sauce?
Clark: No, you sent one out that wasn't well cooked.
Lex (arrogantly): Damn.
Clark: It should be several shades darker than this.
<Clark takes the BDA special and throws it on the floor>
Clark: Hand my my stable-mucking boots.
<Lex gives them to him>
Clark (stomping on the BDA special): This is how you make a well done meal at this KFC.
Lex: What about the 5 second rule?
Clark: Here we have a 20 second rule.
Clark: Look Luthor...hey, I'm not a bad guy. Let's just talk like BDA to BDA...see I'm up on the coupe and I'm trying to do my homework. I mean what you want me to do, like flunk out of college and become like a bum or a former billionaire tycoon? Look...just get back to work. God, I should have never fired my dad.
Announcer (on the intercom): Would the friar who overflowed the chickens please report to the coupe?Last edited by xrayvision; 10-09-2006, 06:27 PM.Comment
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Jonathan Kent's "Psycho Dad" Theme Song
Jonathan Kent: Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!
A little touched or so we're told.
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.
Might as well, she was gettin' old.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad!Comment
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Here is the Clark Bundy version:
Who's that riding on crystal meth.
Who's the man with the super breath.
Who's the man who lives for death!
Psycho Kal. Psycho Kal. Psycho Kal!
He sleeps with an itch, and he hates his b**ch.
Killed his wife 'cause she whined a lot... Psycho Kal!
A little touched he never cries.
Killed his wife for secrets & lies.
Might as well, she was with a million guys.
Psy-cho Kal, Psycho Kal, Psycho Kal.
He's quick with his eyes, and his job is serving chicken & fries.
Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Kal!
That would give Lana 2 more years of life.
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Funny scrips, you two keep it going
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