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  • #31
    Lois: I'm out there jogging along, minding my own business when, out of nowhere, a barn door comes falling from the clear, blue sky and almost crushes me. How does that happen?

    Clark: Maybe it fell from an airplane.

    Lois: Good guess, but the only thing up there was a severely traumatized sparrow





    btw, that was a copy-paste job courtesy of TV.com

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    • #32
      does anybody knows that oliver said at the end ..when he was trowing his arrow??

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      • #33
        at the end oliver said:

        "how about...(smiles)Borneo."

        that's the country he hits with the arrow on the dialy planet globe-statue thing.

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        • #34
          That Borneo line was about the most rugged thing ever.

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          • #35
            Guy: Are you mocking me!!!


            Lex: Now why would I be mocking someone who just shot me!!!


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            • #36
              *Servant man:* I had to- he would of killed me.
              *Oliver:* Wouldn't want that, now would we?

              (I may of messed it up)

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Scareafobia
                Clark: I've got big news
                Chloe: What?
                Clark: I sneezed.


                lmfao.
                oh yeah, that was a good one!
                Chloe's non-plussed expression at his announcement was just more proof that Allison rocks!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by HowardFilms
                  ZOD: "Join me, kal-el"
                  CLARK: "Never, you killed my father"
                  ZOD: "No Clark, I am your father"
                  CLARK: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

                  ...

                  Oh wait, that's from something else...
                  lmao!!! thats a good one.

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                  • #39
                    1) Martha and Clark and Lionel

                    Martha (to Clark): How you doing?

                    Clark (about colds and sneezing): This is one part of being human I don't envy.

                    Martha: It's not all that bad. You can lie on the couch all day and watch DVD'S while your mom makes some doctor-certified chicken soup.

                    Clark: Mom, I can watch DVD'S after I fix the irrigation ditch.

                    Martha: No, your health is a lot more important than the irrigation ditch. You're in unchartered waters now, Clark, and your Dad's not here to help us out, so....please, you have to trust my instincts and rest. Okay?

                    Lionel comes in.

                    Lionel: Lex has been kidnapped. You have to find him, Clark.

                    Clark: Why? Lex and I have nothing to do with each other, any more.

                    Lionel: But you and Zod do. Lex insists he can't remember anything that happened when he was possessed by Zod, but he might not be honest about it. He might remember it all. Whoever his captors are, if they put enough pressure on him, he could tell the truth...about you, Clark.

                    2) Clark and Chloe and Clark's Super-Breath

                    Chloe: What about a sneeze, Clark?

                    Clark: What about it?

                    Chloe: Clark, if your sneeze could blow a barn door 7 miles across Smallville, I''ll bet you anything, you could take that one out with no problem.

                    Clark: Chloe, I can't just force it.

                    Chloe: Why not? You can do anything.

                    Clark: Except sneeze on command. It's a reflex, not a circus trick.

                    Chloe: Then blow.

                    Clark: It's not funny.

                    Chloe: I'm not kidding. Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can.

                    Clark: That is a steel door, it's not a birthday cake.

                    Chloe: I don't see anything else working. Come on! Let's see what you got! Huff, puff, and blow this door down.
                    (Clark blew the door down with his super-breath).
                    Chloe: Good thing you didn't have garlic today.

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                    • #40
                      *Clark about to sneeze*
                      *Chloe drops on a desk*
                      *Clark doesn't sneeze* and says : just kidding!!

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                      • #41
                        Lois: What the hell...

                        Lois: Uh oh- does Clarkie have the sniffles?

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