I love you lex, more then the whole world. Your the best son I ever had, who cares that your bald your still a wonderful young man
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What Lionel Luthor would NEVER say
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I've just saw this thread. Oh... your jokes are perfect.
Here is mine. Hope it's not too bad that I'm using picture.
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Lionol: Lex I have to tell you something that I should have told you a long time ago
Lex: What dad?
Lionol: You didn't lose your hair in the meteor shower, you see son its hereditary. *Lionol takes off his hair*
Lex:AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Comment
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Lionel (to Lex): Son, I find your lack of faith in the force disturbing.
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Clark: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
Lionel: Clark, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Clark: I'll never join you!
Lionel: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Jonathon never told you what happened to your father.
Clark: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
Lionel: No. *I* am your father.
Clark: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Lionel: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
Clark: [anguished] No! Nooooooo!Comment
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Clarky! Oh, that would be so great if he switched bodies with Lois...it would make for a very awkward showComment
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