Dear Diary,
I can't believe Chloe got me such a crappy gift! I mean,what else would i write in it other than" I'm a superfly alien who's saved my airhead (now ex) girlfriend more times this year than i have attended classes?" Didin't Chloe realize that this diary could be more of a danger than the key(which went where?) and any other concrete proof that could be traced back to me? Damn Chloe,your reporter instincts were WAY off on this one.What's that? You figured i'd write it in Kryptonian so nobody could understand it? What a great idea!! That way,if Lex or somebody finds it,they won't be able to tell what i wrote it ! They'll just wonder how the hell i was able to write in Kryptonian! Grrrrrr.....Don't worry Chloe,i know about a certain mole on a certain persons cheek that could use some removing ala heat vision.Thanks for the craptastic gift!
CK
I can't believe Chloe got me such a crappy gift! I mean,what else would i write in it other than" I'm a superfly alien who's saved my airhead (now ex) girlfriend more times this year than i have attended classes?" Didin't Chloe realize that this diary could be more of a danger than the key(which went where?) and any other concrete proof that could be traced back to me? Damn Chloe,your reporter instincts were WAY off on this one.What's that? You figured i'd write it in Kryptonian so nobody could understand it? What a great idea!! That way,if Lex or somebody finds it,they won't be able to tell what i wrote it ! They'll just wonder how the hell i was able to write in Kryptonian! Grrrrrr.....Don't worry Chloe,i know about a certain mole on a certain persons cheek that could use some removing ala heat vision.Thanks for the craptastic gift!
CK
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