What will Clark write in his new journal?

[shirkie]

Dear Diary~

Why are Lois' and Chloe's chests so fluffy? They make me feel special... but in a good way.

shirkie

[Watching Smallville]

Originally posted by angelfire east
Clark Kent the whining Diarys:

Entry 1 : I miss Lana, I lovvvvvvve her so much!
....

Entry 17: Lana Lana Lana Lana Lana Lana. oh I saved someone to day. Lana lana lana lana lana. I use to remember a time I had more then 2 friends. There was this blond haired guy I think, we didn't like each other at first but later became friends maybe? And this black guy, he was short, did say much near the end. I wonder what happened to him. And this other guy, I think he was my best friend, he's the one who stoal my ex-girlfrend from me.

Brilliant, angelfire east!

[Red-Krypto]

Nospam, that's hilarious!


I actually lol'ed

[last man of krypton]

Dear Diary,

Forgot how to tie my shoelaces again today. Instead of asking Mom, I decided to run to Metropolis and ask Chloe if she had any contacts that could help me learn how to tie my shoes. After a few minutes of using her hi-tech computer, she discovered that Lex had been spotted walking in the park. I instinctively knew he was up to no good so I ran to him, grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a conveniently placed glass table in the middle of the park. I cleverly explained my strength on eating too much candy, which I think he believed. While running back to the Planet, I got phone call from Lana. She had burnt herself drinking coffee and thought it was my fault. I'm not sure how I was to blame, but I knew she was right somehow and so I apologized. That wasn't good enough so she's broken up with me (which is funny, because I didn't think we were in a relationship this week). When I eventually arrived back at the Planet, Chloe told a great story for remembering how to tie my laces, but confusingly she added words like "red cape" and "more powerful than a locomotive" into it. Made no sense to me. I ended the day by looking through the telescope and caught a glimpse of Lois showering. My heat vision went off, destroying the telescope permanently. Speak to you tomorrow, diary!

[Red-Krypto]

[Nospam]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
Dear Diary,

Forgot how to tie my shoelaces again today. Instead of asking Mom, I decided to run to Metropolis and ask Chloe if she had any contacts that could help me learn how to tie my shoes. After a few minutes of using her hi-tech computer, she discovered that Lex had been spotted walking in the park. I instinctively knew he was up to no good so I ran to him, grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a conveniently placed glass table in the middle of the park. I cleverly explained my strength on eating too much candy, which I think he believed. While running back to the Planet, I got phone call from Lana. She had burnt herself drinking coffee and thought it was my fault. I'm not sure how I was to blame, but I knew she was right somehow and so I apologized. That wasn't good enough so she's broken up with me (which is funny, because I didn't think we were in a relationship this week). When I eventually arrived back at the Planet, Chloe told a great story for remembering how to tie my laces, but confusingly she added words like "red cape" and "more powerful than a locomotive" into it. Made no sense to me. I ended the day by looking through the telescope and caught a glimpse of Lois showering. My heat vision went off, destroying the telescope permanently. Speak to you tomorrow, diary!

LOL!



Forgot to add that Lex would fly in the best specialists to deal with Lana's burn.

[angelfire east]

LionelLuthor, last man of krypton, shirkie, Nospam, j-kent, mortalreckoning, Timester and others great job

Originally posted by Watching Smallville


Brilliant, angelfire east!

Thanks


Dear Diary (only entry)

Say hallo to other gifts I was given in that past that where mean to be speacil to me but I never do anything with them again like the foil from Lex; Kyla's backet, Ryan's comics, Maddie's drawing, and Jonathan's watch.

[bobser]

Dear Journal...

Day 1

Lana Lang
Lana Lang
Lana Lan...

...Day 324...

Lana Lang
Lana Lang
Lana Lang...

Day 787...

Lana Lan...you know what...hmm
Lois Lane
Lois Lane

Day 978

Dear Journal,

Bart Allen, aka The Flash here. Umm, need to get Clark out of Smallville again.

[GottaLoveHotSuperHeros]

Originally posted by canon
Um...let's see

Entry 1 : Lana needed a break from me

Entry 2: Lana and I are back

Entry 3: I broke up with Lana

Entry 4: Lana and I broke up again.

[IVODARK]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
Dear Diary,

Forgot how to tie my shoelaces again today. Instead of asking Mom, I decided to run to Metropolis and ask Chloe if she had any contacts that could help me learn how to tie my shoes. After a few minutes of using her hi-tech computer, she discovered that Lex had been spotted walking in the park. I instinctively knew he was up to no good so I ran to him, grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a conveniently placed glass table in the middle of the park. I cleverly explained my strength on eating too much candy, which I think he believed. While running back to the Planet, I got phone call from Lana. She had burnt herself drinking coffee and thought it was my fault. I'm not sure how I was to blame, but I knew she was right somehow and so I apologized. That wasn't good enough so she's broken up with me (which is funny, because I didn't think we were in a relationship this week). When I eventually arrived back at the Planet, Chloe told a great story for remembering how to tie my laces, but confusingly she added words like "red cape" and "more powerful than a locomotive" into it. Made no sense to me. I ended the day by looking through the telescope and caught a glimpse of Lois showering. My heat vision went off, destroying the telescope permanently. Speak to you tomorrow, diary!

[MBCorp]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
Dear Diary,

Forgot how to tie my shoelaces again today. Instead of asking Mom, I decided to run to Metropolis and ask Chloe if she had any contacts that could help me learn how to tie my shoes. After a few minutes of using her hi-tech computer, she discovered that Lex had been spotted walking in the park. I instinctively knew he was up to no good so I ran to him, grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a conveniently placed glass table in the middle of the park. I cleverly explained my strength on eating too much candy, which I think he believed. While running back to the Planet, I got phone call from Lana. She had burnt herself drinking coffee and thought it was my fault. I'm not sure how I was to blame, but I knew she was right somehow and so I apologized. That wasn't good enough so she's broken up with me (which is funny, because I didn't think we were in a relationship this week). When I eventually arrived back at the Planet, Chloe told a great story for remembering how to tie my laces, but confusingly she added words like "red cape" and "more powerful than a locomotive" into it. Made no sense to me. I ended the day by looking through the telescope and caught a glimpse of Lois showering. My heat vision went off, destroying the telescope permanently. Speak to you tomorrow, diary!

Brilliant!

[Teja]

Day 1: Zod is coming!

[xrayvision]

Monday:

I got bored today, so I went to Lex's to shoot some pool. He told me to see my way out, but I said "I saved your ass bee-atch, I will always stop by here". He then said that very little goes on in the mansion that he doesn't know about. Then I went to the 3rd floor east wing to the room where Lex used to keep all that stuff about me in. I noticed that only the center of the room with a crushed Porsche had light, so I found a lightswitch and found out that all that stuff was just left around the dark corners of the room. I decided that all that stuff was boring, so I destroyed it and brought all my Lana items I keep in the secret room of my loft and created a Lana shrine. I wrote an invitation to her with a key to the room so she can be proud of Lex, hehe.

Next I got bored and ran to the Talon apartment and stole all of Lois' towels. Got a pretty good view when she opened the door after her shower.

After that, Lana said she felt guilty for not sending me a card for my birthday, so she made me a cake when I started hearing Jor-El's voice in my head. As usual I ignored him, and as a result he gave me a new super-breath power that made me blow the cake all over Lana when I blew out the candles. I guess I'll never learn. I'm either in love, or too stupid to learn from my mistakes. Or perhaps I'm in love with being stupid. Anyway, she was pissed and accused me of having secrets and lies. I reminded her that she kept secrets from myself & Jason with that tattoo thing she had, but like an idiot, I still apologized.

Some hours after that, I went back to Lex's and found a room filled with candles. I guess Lana is also getting ready to celebrate Lex's birthday. He must be really old judging from the amount of candles there were. I saw Lex and Lana go to that room later on. Lana must have been choking on something since Lex was giving her CPR. I knew that Lex was too busy, so I decided to blow out the candles for him. Man, that was fun.

After that, I found Henry Small burning pictures of Lana for warmth. I decided to do something nice and took him to the baseball game my dad got me tickets for. Later on, I got him a job at the Metropolis Equestrian Center telling him he would likely run into Lana there. I just realized that Lana's not into horses anymore.

I ended today with Chloe tucking me in bed and reading me the classic fairy tales Clark-arella and Little Lana's Riding Hood.

It was the greatest day ever!!

[shirkie]

ROFLMAO!
shirkie

[TheSupaMan]

Dear Diary,

I was at Wal-Mart today in the clothes section getting some blue wrangler jeans when Lex walked up to me. He asked me what I was doing there. I told him I was buying new clothes. He nodded and asked if I was getting the usual, I said yeah, he then fell on the floor laughing. I didn't get the joke......

I was in my loft in the afternoon, around 6:00, looking through my telescope when I noticed that the sky and the outside looked exactly like it did the day before! ... I thought I was being deluded but still had some sort of sense of belief. So I grabbed my telescope and replaced it with my camera to film throughout the next day.
I miss Lana

Today I went to the Club with the fake ID I pressured Chloe into making. I met this girl. She reminded me of Lana, except hotter and wasn't such a nosy..bit...., well you get the point. She asked me if I'd like to go to her hotel room. I knew I was alien, so I didn't think I'd catch anything, so I decided what the heck. Hell I must've been blind this morning when I woke up though, I didn't realize underwear on top of your pants would be such a turnoff though! Wonder if Lana would care...

I went to Lenscrafters today. I realized that if I had glasses, Chloe wouldn't realize that I was staring at her chest so much. She's so hot. Lana is too.

Lana called me today. I was so eager to hear her voice, She told me to meet her at the Talon. I supersped there. Suprised, she asked me how I got there so fast. I told her I was in the neighborhood. She said that's impossible since she called me at my house. ......Damn.

After having a lies and secrets conversation with Lana. I had to blow off some steam so I ran to Vancouver. When I arrived there, I realized that it looked exactly like Smallville! Excuse my awe when I saw it! There was a Talon and right beside it was my loft!..........

There was even a girl that looked like Lana!

Well that's it for this week Diare,

Sincerely, Clark, the BDA

::chuckles at the fact I spelled "Diary" wrong and closes the book"