Favorite Quotes for "Oracle"

[CB2006]

Jonathan(Brainiac): "I ask you to do one simple little thing and look what I get" and "I'm the guy who's gonna help you bring the world to it's knees".

[Spindrift]

Lois to Clark:

"Not that you're the dear diary type, but, since you keep everything to yourself, I thought it might help."

[Now that would be a diary to end all diaries]

Clark to [false] Jonathan

"Dad, everything I am is because of you."

Jonathan to Clark

"Not everything."

Jonathan to Clark

"I'm sorry Clark, but to save this world, you've got to kill Lionel Luthor."

Chole to Clark

"Ok Clark, I am the president of ghost believers anonymous."

"What is it, I mean is there anything we could find that would make Clark Kent kill someone?"

Lionel to Lex

"Obviously something you've got cooking in Honduras, although I doubt it's the banana daiquiris."

"You've been racking up quite a lot of frequent flyer miles son."

Lex to Lionel

"Challenging upper management often leads to
a bout of unemployment."

Lionel to Lex

"The welfare of your workers is the least of my concerns."

Lex to Lionel

"It's under control."

Lionel to Lex

"Your business partner is a man who seems to be able to appear at the opposite ends of the Earth simultaneously, how much control do you have over him?"

[Nothing, nay, nada, zip]

Clark to Chloe

"Lex? Knowledge is power, Lionel would never level the playing field."

Chloe to Clark

"I guess this is one of those rare times when we have to put our faith in the Luthor family dysfunction."

[Dysfunction is a major understatement]

Chloe to Clark

"Lucked out."

Clark to Chole

"Check his calendar."

Chloe to Clark

"All right, I'm multi-tasking as fast as I can."

[No sweat on that when it comes to those chloputer skills)

Lex to Lana

"Well I can't wait to read all about Lex and Lana in tomorrow's early edition."

Lana to lex

"She's not like that."

Lana to Lex

"What is this place?"

Lex to Lana

"The future. I'd like you to be by my side when it arrives."

[The future will suck with Lex, so run for your life girl]

Lana to Lex

"I thought you two were working together. Why don't you trust him anyomre?"

"Because I think he might be reporting back to something a little higher up."

[Uh, now exactly how high up would that be? Outer space up?]

Milton Fine/Brainiac to Lex

"That's why I chose you. For your insatiable distrust and your propensity for covering all the bases."

Lex to Braniac

"Then I'm sure you didn't waltz in here thinking I'd just roll over."

Brainiac to Lex

"No, not you, not, not without a bone."

[Arf! Arf!]

Lex to Brainiac

"I'll take the truth."

Chloe to Clark

"Ok, now before I tell you any of this, you have to promise you keep a cool head and backburn those American Psycho instincts, ok."

[Hmmm, I wonder if Clark saw that movie]

Chloe to Clark

"Unless Lionel was selling long distance plans, he was desperately trying to get a hold of your dad."

[Just imagine Lionel as a phone company telemarketer]

"Lionel to Clark"

"Clark, I wanted to help him. He needed an ally but he took it the wrong way."

Jonathan to Clark

"Lies, that's all he's gonna (going to) tell you son."

"Yes, he killed me, so go on and avenge my death."

Lionel to Clark

"Your father would never make you a murderer Clark."

[So true]

Lionel to Clark

"I was fairly certain Milton Fine was a Kryptonian, but I didn't realize that shape-shifting was one of the Kryptonians' miraculous abilities."

Clark to Lionel

b "It isn't."

Lionel to Clark

"Twice, he's some sort of self-replicating entity, it's incredible."

Clark to Lionel

"That's one word for it."

"Where did you find all of this?"

Lionel to Clark

"I didn't find it...I wrote it. And whatever voice I'm channeling, I believe that what I wrote is meant for you."

Chloe to Clark

"So Hell freezes over and nobody even bothers to tell me."

"Well unfortunately my Kryptonian is a little rusty."

[Apparently, Clark's too]

"Yeah I have plans this weekend, so if we could protect Smallvile from the wrath of Krypton's deadliest villain, that would be great."

Clark to Lionel

"Maybe that's what this pattern is trying to warn me against."

Lionel to Clark

"I have a strong sense that this, warning I have been entrusted to pass on is related to something more terrible even than the virus."

Lana to Clark

"Are you worried that I'm involved in it or that I'm involved in it with Lex?"

Brainiac to Lex

"Impressive, looks like I underestimated your willingness to tackle a non-profit venture.

"Luthorcorp doesn't take the threat of an alien armegeddon lightly."

Brainiac to Lex

"So you went behind my back, mass produced a vaccine for mankind."

Lex to Brainiac

"I wanted to give my people a fighting chance before you got your dirty hands on it."

[Now what people would that be, Lex?]

Brainiac to Lex

"I applaud your noble efforts to protect your species."

[Would that be species that have the potential for becoming pure unadulterated evil]

Lex to Clark

"So I'm guessing that my father told you everything that happened at the lab."

Clark to Lex

"Lex you were double crossed."

Lex to Clark

"I was the good guy here."

[Eyeroll]

"You really crossed the line."

[You should talk, putz]

Lionel to Martha

"I have to make a confession to you Martha."

"I wish I had a heart as full of strength and goodness as your son Martha, I don't. But I want you to remember that I was at least honest with you. In time, maybe you will be able to forgive me."

[Forgive and forget. Yeah right. They say that time heals all wounds, but what about the gaping ones that Lex and Lionel leave behind]

Lex to Lana

"I don't either (want to hurt him). I care about him [Clark] too."

Lana to Lex

"OK, um, I have a great idea... how about a moratorium on the Clark topic."

Lex to Lana

"Twist my arm."

Lana to Lex

"Don't tempt me."

Lex to Lana

"I don't know, but then again I think like a red-blooded human."

[Unfortunately, that's going to change and in a BIG and BAD way]

Lois to Clark

"I thought you'd be outside Lana's door with your binoculars by now."

[No need for binocs baby, Clark's got those kryptonian-powered peepers)

Clark to Lois

"I appreciate your concern but Lana and I are none of your business."

Lois to Clark

"Please, Smallville, I've had three ex's put under military surveillance. I'm hardly qualified to dish out post-relationship tact, but it's time for some tough love"...

[And Lois is just "THE ONE" that can give it to him]

"And is sucks, but you have to trust your gut that you did this for a reason."

"That's what I'm here for Smallville, one save at a time."

[Hey, Chloe seems to be doing most of the savings lately]

Chloe to Clark

"Yeah, but those tickets, they weren't your dad's only gift...your dad raised you to be your own man, that was his real gift, and he gave that to you every day."

Clark's closing words to Chloe

"Zod is coming!"

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To be continued

When all hope is gone...

Darkness Rules on the Smallville season finale.

[Keldaz]

Originally posted by StealthyMakoto
Clark: "You killed my father!"
Lionel: "No Clark... I AM YOUR FATHER"

....excuse the Star Wars ripoff.

HAHAHA So funny! i laughed when reading that :P

ONT: Zod is coming.

[orient_celts]

Thanks for the Quotes!

Originally posted by Spindrift
Lois to Clark:

"Not that you're the dear diary type, but, since you keep everything to yourself, I thought it might help."

[Now that would be a diary to end all diaries]

Clark to [false] Jonathan

"Dad, everything I am is because of you."

Jonathan to Clark

"Not everything."

Jonathan to Clark

"I'm sorry Clark, but to save this world, you've got to kill Lionel Luthor."

Chole to Clark

"Ok Clark, I am the president of ghost believers anonymous."

"What is it, I mean is there anything we could find that would make Clark Kent kill someone?"

Lionel to Lex

"Obviously something you've got cooking in Honduras, although I doubt it's the banana daiquiris."

"You've been racking up quite a lot of frequent flyer miles son."

Lex to Lionel

"Challenging upper management often leads to
a bout of unemployment."

Lionel to Lex

"The welfare of your workers is the least of my concerns."

Lex to Lionel

b "It's under control."

Lionel to Lex

Your business partner is a man who seems to be able to appear at the opposite ends of the Earth simultaneously, how much control do you have over him?"

[Nothing, ney, nada, zip]

Clark to Chloe

"Lex? Knowledge is power, Lionel would never level the playing field."

Chloe to Clark

"I guess this is one of those rare times when we have to put our faith in the Luthor family dysfunction."

[Dysfunction is a major understatement]

Chloe to Clark

"Lucked out."

Clark to Chole

"Check his calender."

Chloe to Clark

"All right, I'm multi-tasking as fast as I can."

[No sweat on that when it comes to those chloputer skills)

Lex to Lana

"Well I can't wait to read all about Lex and Lana in tomorrow's early edition."

Lana to lex

"She's not like that."

Lana to Lex

"What is this place?"

Lex to Lana

"The future. I'd like you to be by my side when it arrives."

[The future will suck with Lex, so run for your life girl]

Lana to Lex

"I thought you two were working together. Why don't you trust him anyomre?"

"Because I think he might be reporting back to something a little higher up."

[Uh, now exactly how high up would that be? Outer space up?]

Milton Fine/Brainiac to Lex

"That's why I chose you. For your insatiable distrust and your propensity for covering all the bases."

Lex to Braniac

"Then I'm sure you didn't waltz in here thinking I'd just roll over."

Brainiac to Lex

"No, not you, not, not without a bone."

[Arf! Arf!]

Lex to Brainiac

"I'll take the truth."

Chloe to Clark

"Ok, now before I tell you any of this, you have to promise you keep a cool head and backburn those American Psycho instincts, ok."

[Hmmm, I wonder if Clark saw that movie]

Chloe to Clark

"Unless Lionel was selling long distance plans, he was desperately trying to get a hold of your dad."

[Just imagine Lionel as a phone company telemarketer]

"Lionel to Clark"

"Clark, I wanted to help him. He needed an ally but he took it the wrong way."

Jonathan to Clark

"Lies, that's all he's gonna (going to) tell you son."

"Yes, he killed me, so go on and avenge my death."

Lionel to Clark

"Your father would never make you a murderer Clark."

[So true]

Lionel to Clark

"I was fairly certain Milton Fine was a Kryptonian, but I didn't realize that shape-shifting was one of the Kryptonians' miraculous abilities."

Clark to Lionel

b "It isn't."

Lionel to Clark

"Twice, he's some sort of self-replicating entity, it's incredible."

Clark to Lionel

"That's one word for it."

"Where did you find all of this?"

Lionel to Clark

"I didn't find it...I wrote it. And whatever voice I'm channeling, I believe that what I wrote is meant for you."

Chloe to Clark

"So Hell freezes over and nobody even bothers to tell me."

"Well unfortunately my Kryptonian is a little rusty."

[Apparently, Clark's too]

"Yeah I have plans this weekend, so if we could protect Smallvile from the wrath of Krypton's deadliest villain, that would be great."

Clark to Lionel

"Maybe that's what this pattern is trying to warn me against."

Lionel to Clark

"I have a strong sense that this, warning I have been entrusted to pass on is related to something more terrible even than the virus."

Lana to Clark

"Are you worried that I'm involved in it or that I'm involved in it with Lex?"

Brainiac to Lex

"Impressive, looks like I underestimated your willingness to tackle a non-profit venture.

"Luthorcorp doesn't take the threat of an alien armegeddon lightly."

Brainiac to Lex

"So you went behind my back, mass produced a vaccine for mankind."

Lex to Brainiac

I wanted to give my people a fighting chance before you got your dirty hands on it.

[Now what people would that be, Lex?]

Brainiac to Lex

"I applaud your noble efforts to protect your species."

[Would that be species that have the potential for becoming pure unadulterated evil]

Lex to Clark

"So I'm guessing that my father told you everything that happened at the lab."

Clark to Lex

"Lex you were double crossed."

Lex to Clark

"I was the good guy here."

[Eyeroll]

"You really crossed the line."

[You should talk, putz]

Lionel to Martha

"I have to make a confession to you Martha."

"I wish I had a heart as full of strength and goodness as your son Martha, I don't. But I want you to remember that I was at least honest with you. In time, maybe you will be able to forgive me."

[Forgive and forget. Yeah right. They say that time heals all wounds, but what about the gaping one's that Lex and Lionel leave behind]

Lex to Lana

"I don't either (want to hurt him). I care about him [Clark] too."

Lana to Lex

"OK, um, I have a great idea... how about a moratorium on the Clark topic."

Lex to Lana

"Twist my arm."

Lana to Lex

"Don't tempt me."

Lex to Lana

"I don't know, but then again I think like a red-blooded human."

[Unfortunately, that's going to change and in a BIG and BAD way]

Lois to Clark

"I thought you'd be outside Lana's door with you binoculars by now."

[No need for binocs baby, Clark's got those kryptonian-powered peepers)

Clark to Lois

"I appreciate your concern but Lana and I are none of your business."

Lois to Clark

"Please, Smallville, I've had three ex's put under military surveillance. I'm hardly qualified to dish out post-relationship tact, but it's time for some tough love"...

[And Lois is just "THE ONE" that can give it to him]

"And is sucks, but you have to trust your gut that you did this for a reason."

"That's what I'm here for Smallville, one save at a time."

[Hey, Chloe seems to be doing most of the savings lately]

Chloe to Clark

"Yeah, but those tickets, they weren't your dad's only gift...you're dad raised you to be your own man, that was his real gift, and he gave that to you every day."

Clark's closing words to Chloe

"Zod is coming!"

-----------------

To be continued

When all hope is gone...

Darkness Rules on the Smallville season finale.

[Krypto500]

"So hell freezes over and no one even bothered to tell me?"

"Yeah, I have plans this weekend, so if we could protect Smallville from the wrath of Krypton's deadliest villain that'd be great."

Chloe got two of the best lines, and both of them in the same scene. Go Chloe!

[Octavio]

Lois quote at the end of the episode

Lois said something about "better keeping secrets and wait to the right moment"

Anybody remember the exact quote???

and then she says another great quote:
"Its like when you put your money in a piggy bank to save up for the bike that you just don't have enought for,
and then when you crack it open you realize you were never saving for a bike in the first place you were saving for a harley"

[tibbit78]

Favorite Quotes From Oracle
1) Jonathan: "I'm sorry I couldn't be at your birthday party to see the man that you're becoming, Clark."
Clark: "Dad, everything I am is because of you."

2) Martha and Clark quotes

Martha: Clark, grief can play tricks on you.

Clark: Mom, I know what I saw. It was Dad. His spirit or ghost, whatever you want to call it.

Martha: Sweetheart, I see your Dad all the time. Every morning when I wake up, I feel him beside me. It's not him, it's not his ghost. It's my mind wanting it so badly; I think he's really there. Right now you're really angry at Lionel, maybe you want someone to say it's okay to get back at him.

Clark: Mom, this isn't the first time I've seen Dad. It's a long story, but Lana was in trouble, and I tried to save her, and I had some sort of a near-death experience. I saw Dad, and he was the one who told me Lionel knew my secret. That wasn't my imagination. What if this wasn't, either?

Martha: If that's true, if it really was your father...

Clark: Then what Lionel is up to is a lot worse than knowing my secret.

Martha: It would have to be, for your father to suggest taking someone's life.

3) Lois Lane to Lana Lang: "...Well, I guess if you're in the market for a boyfriend, why not Smallville's most eligible bachelor."

4) Lionel Luthor's intelligent quotes:
"Your father would never make you a murderer, Clark."

"Clark, I wrote this book. Whatever voice I'm channeling, I feel that this book I wrote (in Kryptonian language) is meant for you, Clark."

Lionel to Chloe Sullivan: "I don't know what these words mean (Kryptonian) Miss Sullivan. I am simply the Oracle."

Lionel to Martha Kent: "I wish I had a heart as full of strength and goodness as your son, Martha. I don't."

5) Lionel and Clark quotes

Lionel: I was fairly certain that Milton Fine was a Kryptonian, but I didn't know that shape-shifting was one of the Kryptonian's miraculous abilities.

Clark: It isn't.

Lionel: Then Fine's not a Kryptonian. Clark, it is important to both of us that we keep this from Lex.

Clark(nods his head): Look, Fine was created by Kryptonians, and he's already been destroyed twice.

Lionel: Twice? Some sort of a self-replicating entity. It's incredible.

Clark: That's one word for it. But why was he so afraid of you? And how were you able to destroy him? Just by touching him?

Lionel (opening a lock inside a closet): I'm not sure, but I feel the answers... could lie somewhere... in here.

Clark: Where did you find all this?

Lionel: I didn't find it, I wrote it. And whatever voice I'm channeling, I believe that whatever I wrote is meant for you, Clark. (Lionel Luthor gives Kryptonian book to Clark Kent).

6) Chloe, Clark and Lionel

Chloe: So hell freezes over, and no one even bothers to tell me?

Clark: Chloe, listen. Mr. Lionel Luthor has been writing these. It seems to have been some sort of a warning, but I can't decipher it.

Chloe: Well, unfortunately my Kryptonian's a little rusty, what about...

Lionel: I don't know what any of this means, Miss Sullivan. I am simply the oracle. I believe the answers could be found with a visit to your Fortress.

Clark: The last time someone talked me into taking him to the Fortress, it was a trick, to release General Zod.

Chloe: I have plans this weekend, so if we could protect Smallville from the wrath of Krypton's deadliest villain, that would be great.

Lionel: Ancient hieroglyphics were deciphered by finding repeated...

Chloe: ...Repeated patterns. Yes, I know. So, let me scan this and see if we got any.

Clark: Why would Fine want to expose himself now?

Lionel: He's afraid I'm going to help you to stop what he and Lex are planning to do.

Chloe: Which is what?

Lionel: Fine has been helping Lex to develop a virus so lethal it could bring humanity on the brink of extinction. Luthorcorp scientists completed the project today.

Chloe: So the weapon isn't Clark. It's the virus.

Lionel: Yes.

Clark: Maybe that's what this pattern is trying to warn me against.

Lionel: I have a strong sense that this warning I have been entrusted to pass on is related to something more terrible even than the virus.

Clark: Maybe the virus is just a part of it.

Lionel: Yes.

Clark: Do you know where the lab is?

Lionel: No, but I know someone who does know. Lana Lang.

7) Clark and Lex quotes

Clark: Are you okay?

Lex: So I'm guessing my father told you everything that happened at the lab.

Clark: You know, Lex, if you had listened to your father's warnings, none of this would have happened.

Lex: None of what? All the viruses were destroyed. And now Luthorcorp has the technology to create an extraordinary vaccine.

Clark: Lex, you were double-crossed. Where's Fine right now?

Lex: I don't know. My operatives are scouring the globe. Clark, I was the good guy here. Luthorcorp spent over $10 million dollars producing that vaccine. One more thing, Clark. Lana called me. I don't want to hear you were rifling through her stuff like a crazy roommate again. If you want something from me, don't go running to Lana to find it. You really crossed the line.

Clark: All those years we were friends, you were just waiting for me to step aside, so you could swoop in and make your move.

Lex: I don't know, Clark. All those years you told Lana you loved her, were you just waiting to walk away and break her heart? Look, there's a natural tendency to blame the person who's replaced you, I get that; but I didn't take Lana from you, you lost her all by yourself.

Clark opened his mouth like he was about to say something, but decided not to say anything. He walks away, instead.

8) Lionel and Martha quotes

Martha (opens the door): Lionel, what are you doing here?

Lionel: I have to make a confession to you, Martha. Martha, the night that Jonathan was elected, I called him.

Martha: So, it's true.

Lionel: I told him that I knew everything about Clark. He was so angry... ...he never let me explain. I wish I had a heart as full of strength and goodness as your son, Martha, I don't. I want you to remember I was at least honest with you. And in time, maybe you'll be able to forgive me.

9) Chloe and Clark quotes

Chloe: You handled the whole party thing really well, by the way.

Clark: Thanks. The baseball tickets...they hit me a lot harder than I thought.

Chloe: Yeah, but those tickets weren't your Dad's only gift. I mean, it didn't come with a big, pretty red bow. Your Dad raised you to be your own man. That was his real gift...and he gave that to you every day.

Clark: I thought you just came to get tipsy off of Lois' rum cake.

Chloe: Yeah actually, I came by for your Kryptonian dictionary. I ran Lionel's symbols in that program, and it came up with this pattern-- 3 signs repeated 32 times. What does it say?

Clark: Zod is coming!


To be continued

[NadiaBreca]

"its like when you put your money in a piggy bank to save up for the bike that you just dont have enought for, and then when you crack it open you relize you were never saving for a bike in the first place you were saving for a harley" lanas the bike and shes the harley

That! that! and the "Clark: Sometimes I think that you don't know me at all. then it is like you know me better than anyone."

[Lonnietoons]

Brainiac (as Jonathan Kent): I'm the guy that's gonna help bring this world to it's knees

I looove when he says that XD

[ck123]

Clark:" Zod is coming "