Things lionel probably didnt write down at the end...

[xrayvision]

Thanks. Congrats on the recent Forum Whiz status.

[Happy Random]

Thank you!

"Dear world, Clark Kent is really faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! He is a strange visitor from another
planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities
far beyond those of mortal men. He can
change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in
his bare hands; and who fights a never ending battle for truth,
justice, and the American way." *passes out*

[LuckyKrypto]

Aluminum foil mask $1.29

Crummy Elevator with no brakes $560

Seeing the look on Clark's face when he saves his mother and me.......Pricless

[SirJono]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Lex,

I switched Henry Small's DNA sample with mine...you know, with the cost of child support these days...plus I never was interested in watching equestrian shows or anything pink. Aren't you glad you never went for it now Lex?

-LL

good one there!

Dear other Milton Fines:
Please send another Lionel clone. I have made considerable progress with the Senator, but have managed to tick off Clark Kent, and now he knows that we know everything, and this is endangering our entire operation. I must be terminated according to Section 44.7 Article 198.7 of the KryptonAI constitution.

[Batman_Beyonder]

AHHH THESE DAMN LAXATIVES ARE AT IT AGAIN!!!!


~Sincerly,
Lionel

[tjpw fanatic]

these are awesome!

[Daphne]

[i]3. "You're not the boss of me. I'll say what I want. Son, son, son....sonny son son...Sonny McSonerson, son-a-lam-a-ding-dong...."[/B]

[Soline Yayire]

Dear everyone
I leave my entire fortune to Mr. Bunnybuns.
Lex can have all my hair styling products.
Haha! Get it? Oh, the Irony...

[nightshadz]

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Then shouts,

"Clark, come back! Lets play a game! Like father and son?"

[Happy Random]

Originally posted by LuckyKrypto
Aluminum foil mask $1.29

Crummy Elevator with no brakes $560

Seeing the look on Clark's face when he saves his mother and me.......Pricless

That's great!!! I love it!


Dear Santa,

I was wondering if for Christmas, you could get me more money? And a date with Martha Kent. Also, if you could send Clark Kent some of those shiney green rocks that are found in this area, I know that both him and me would love it. Thank you!!

~Lionel Luthor

[Red K 5]

Dear Clark,

I don't love Martha. I love you

~Lionel Luthor

[tjpw fanatic]

Dear Clark,

You are so beautiful. I only pretend that I love your mother so I can be closer to you! Lex likes you too, but I told him you were mine. That is really why we are in a huge fight, not because I despise him. You are so wonderful.
Love,
Lionel

P.S. Don't tell your mother or Lex, but meet me at the mansion at 8:00 for a special dinner

[Crazy4Smallville]

Son, (Not you Lex)

I'm proud of you. You did the right thing.

Have you figured out my secret, yet?

LionEl

[watcher4]

Originally posted by LuckyKrypto
Aluminum foil mask $1.29

Crummy Elevator with no brakes $560

Seeing the look on Clark's face when he saves his mother and me.......Pricless

I love it!!

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If A equals B and B equals C, then..............A equals C!!!

[Red K 5]

Dear Clark,

I hate you stinking guts
You make me vomit
You’re scum between my toes

~Lionel Luthor