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  • #46
    Originally posted by godsmack23
    You quiero Taco Bell...


    BRILLIANT!!!

    Originally posted by Spoon AZ
    Lionel makes a list because he always thinks of a good response after it's too late....

    "TOP 5 COMEBACKS NEXT TIME CLARK PUNKS ME DOWN"

    5. "So you can bend steel and break hearts...sniffle..."
    4. "Yeah...well...I'm rich b*tch"
    3. "You're not the boss of me. I'll say what I want. Son, son, son....sonny son son...Sonny McSonerson, son-a-lam-a-ding-dong...."
    2. "What was that? Sorry I zoned out. I was fantasizing about your mom."
    1. "No, you'll wish yoooou'd never been saved! Ooo burn!"
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    "son-a-lam-a-ding-dong"!!!LMAO

    Originally posted by Metropolis Hero
    "Dear Martha,

    I like you. Do you like me? Any chance we can go get a ice cream cone later? Please circle Yes or No at the bottom of this page and send this note back as soon as possible"


    I love this thread! These are all AMAZINGLY funny!!

    And now, here's my own feeble attempt!

    Must...make....pee-pee. (Sorry, this is probably only funny in my house but I'm gonna get a big laugh from my kids when I show them this!!)
    Last edited by MamaK; 04-23-2006, 09:09 AM.

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    • #47
      To whom it may concern:

      Things are getting too complicated: A real life version of "Saw," strange visitors from other planets who are too protective of their mothers. I can't take it anymore. By the time you read this, I will have jumped out of this window, plunging to my death. I leave my entire fortune to Martha Kent.

      P.S. To Clark: Jor-el says, "Hi!"
      Last edited by Kel-El; 04-23-2006, 10:28 AM.

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      • #48
        Dear Diary:

        I love Martha. *bats eyelashes* Hm maybe i should ask her to be my wife? Martha Luthor! Wow that has a nice ring to it, but that will break the little LL thing we have going in our family. And clark will most likely kill me but its worth a shot! Well I'm going to go I'll write later diary.

        Love,
        The MB

        P.S. I'm sick of this stupid Jor-El guy being inside of me!

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        • #49
          Note to self:
          Send Martha diamond earrings and a thank you note for last night

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Kel-El
            To whom it may concern:

            Things are getting too complicated: A real life version of "Saw," strange visitors from other planets who are too protective of their mothers. I can't take it anymore. By the time you read this, I will have jumped out of this window, plunging to my death. I leave my entire fortune to Martha Kent.

            P.S. To Clark: Jor-el says, "Hi!"
            I love it!!!

            "I leave my cat to Martha, my millions of dollars to Martha, my spinning chair to Martha, my hot pink limo to Martha, my summer home in Hawaii to Martha, and I leave my account on I'm-a-happy-person.org to Martha (username: money_makes_me_happy password: martha). *thinking* Hmm, I guess I should leave something to Clark... And I leave my large vault of shiney green rocks to Clark. I think that about covers it....."

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            • #51

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              • #52
                To Clark,
                If I should die, you get nothing but I expect you to transport me to the fortress immediately so JorEl can bring me back to life.
                Lionel
                PS. If you cut my hair while I'm dead I'll get my team of specialists to fry your brain when I get brought back to life.

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                • #53
                  ^^lol!

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                  • #54
                    To Martha:

                    Please meet me for dinner tonight. I'm going on Oprah to make an ass out of myself for you and convince Clark that I am worthy of you.

                    PS: Tell Lex, Clark, and Lucas that I'm bringing them 2 chicken wings back for them to fight over.

                    To Ms. Lang,

                    Here are 20 pairs of diamond earrings that should last you for your entire short life. Your Lexy-poo says hi.

                    Lex,

                    Sorry for not getting the brakes on the Porsche fixed that day.

                    You're loving father,

                    LL
                    Last edited by xrayvision; 04-23-2006, 05:07 PM.

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                    • #55
                      good one xrayvision!

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                      • #56
                        "Dear Martha,
                        Your son was mean to me today, after i was really, really nice to him. He made me want to cry. Please tell him we are bestest friends and not to be mean to me!
                        Love,
                        Lionel"

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                        • #57
                          Lex,

                          I switched Henry Small's DNA sample with mine...you know, with the cost of child support these days...plus I never was interested in watching equestrian shows or anything pink. Aren't you glad you never went for it now Lex?

                          -LL


                          Shelby,

                          Here is a bunch of money for your doghouse. This means you get to be indoors now. I'll send some more later so I can buy Jonathan's side of the bed.

                          PS: There are plenty of treats for you in the backyard of the Luthor mansion should you get hungry.

                          Woof woof, and lots of love,

                          LL

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by xrayvision
                            To Martha:

                            Please meet me for dinner tonight. I'm going on Oprah to make an ass out of myself for you and convince Clark that I am worthy of you.

                            Genius! Pure Genius!

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                            • #59
                              Lex,

                              It's about time you knew the truth about your grandparents. They weren't killed by me or Morgan Edge in a tenement fire. They were killed in a slum robbery of another city. The truth is... I'm Batman!!

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                              • #60
                                ^^ That's awesome!!

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