Originally posted by godsmack23
You quiero Taco Bell...
You quiero Taco Bell...
BRILLIANT!!!
Originally posted by Spoon AZ
Lionel makes a list because he always thinks of a good response after it's too late....
"TOP 5 COMEBACKS NEXT TIME CLARK PUNKS ME DOWN"
5. "So you can bend steel and break hearts...sniffle..."
4. "Yeah...well...I'm rich b*tch"
3. "You're not the boss of me. I'll say what I want. Son, son, son....sonny son son...Sonny McSonerson, son-a-lam-a-ding-dong...."
2. "What was that? Sorry I zoned out. I was fantasizing about your mom."
1. "No, you'll wish yoooou'd never been saved! Ooo burn!"
Lionel makes a list because he always thinks of a good response after it's too late....
"TOP 5 COMEBACKS NEXT TIME CLARK PUNKS ME DOWN"
5. "So you can bend steel and break hearts...sniffle..."
4. "Yeah...well...I'm rich b*tch"
3. "You're not the boss of me. I'll say what I want. Son, son, son....sonny son son...Sonny McSonerson, son-a-lam-a-ding-dong...."
2. "What was that? Sorry I zoned out. I was fantasizing about your mom."
1. "No, you'll wish yoooou'd never been saved! Ooo burn!"
"son-a-lam-a-ding-dong"!!!LMAO
Originally posted by Metropolis Hero
"Dear Martha,
I like you. Do you like me? Any chance we can go get a ice cream cone later? Please circle Yes or No at the bottom of this page and send this note back as soon as possible"
"Dear Martha,
I like you. Do you like me? Any chance we can go get a ice cream cone later? Please circle Yes or No at the bottom of this page and send this note back as soon as possible"
I love this thread! These are all AMAZINGLY funny!!
And now, here's my own feeble attempt!
Must...make....pee-pee. (Sorry, this is probably only funny in my house but I'm gonna get a big laugh from my kids when I show them this!!)
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