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  • Things lionel probably didnt write down at the end...

    A bit like the "lines you will not hear on smallville" thread, what do u think he probably didnt write down at the end of the episode. Ive seen some people write them in other threads so thaught id make a dedicated one. The funnier the better!

    Heres one of my suggestions one:

    "Shopping list:
    Milk, Eggs, Cheese, Bread etc......"

  • #2
    "Martha looked so hot all wet"

    "Note to self: first thing I do when I'm Clark new daddy is buy him better clothes"

    "MUST CUT HAIR!"

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    • #3
      Yo Mamma jokes for Clark

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      • #4
        "Clark made me **** my pants"

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        • #5
          Lionel makes a list because he always thinks of a good response after it's too late....

          "TOP 5 COMEBACKS NEXT TIME CLARK PUNKS ME DOWN"

          5. "So you can bend steel and break hearts...sniffle..."
          4. "Yeah...well...I'm rich b*tch"
          3. "You're not the boss of me. I'll say what I want. Son, son, son....sonny son son...Sonny McSonerson, son-a-lam-a-ding-dong...."
          2. "What was that? Sorry I zoned out. I was fantasizing about your mom."
          1. "No, you'll wish yoooou'd never been saved! Ooo burn!"
          Last edited by Spoon AZ; 04-21-2006, 12:13 PM.

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          • #6
            "Dear Martha,

            I like you. Do you like me? Any chance we can go get a ice cream cone later? Please circle Yes or No at the bottom of this page and send this note back as soon as possible"

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            • #7
              To Clark,
              Who's ya daddy!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Spoon AZ
                Lionel makes a list because he always thinks of a good response after it's too late....

                "TOP 5 COMEBACKS NEXT TIME CLARK PUNKS ME DOWN"

                5. "So you can bend steal and break hearts...sniffle..."
                4. "Yeah...well...I'm rich b*tch"
                3. "You're not the boss of me. I'll say what I want. Son, son, son....sonny son son...Sonny McSonerson, son-a-lam-a-ding-dong...."
                2. "What was that? Sorry I zoned out. I was fantasizing about your mom."
                1. "No, you'll wish yoooou'd never been saved! Ooo burn!"
                thats stinkin hilarious!i definitily like #2

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Spoon AZ

                  3. "You're not the boss of me. I'll say what I want. Son, son, son....sonny son son...Sonny McSonerson, son-a-lam-a-ding-dong...."
                  Genius.

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                  • #10
                    "Note to self: Locking up Martha until she gives in is NOT the way to win her."

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                    • #11
                      What lionel wrote at the end of this episode really was the whole script for Ageless.

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                      • #12
                        "Hey Foil Face! Your mask was stupid and you hold hostages like a GIRRRLLL!!...Love, Lionel.

                        P.S. -- That floor wasn't that hot. I coulda done a whole GD Viannese waltz on that thing."


                        Spoon AZ - BWAAAHH! Richness on a stick, man. My favorites are #1 and #2.

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                        • #13
                          "Clark! I am your father!"
                          "Lex, two words: Kryptonite Condoms"
                          "Martha and Lionel sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
                          "Note to self: Buy more hair product. Flaunt it in front of Lex."
                          "Clark, I left the keys to the limo at the fortress. Can you pick them up for me next time you head north?"
                          "I lubb0rz Martha Kent"

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                          • #14
                            "Go to Fortress of Solitude, get my powers back and kick Clark around because he still won't believe me."
                            "Tell Lex I love him..............Nah"
                            Martha, I saved your life, now let's go ****
                            "It's banana time in the monkey cage when I see you Martha Kent."

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                            • #15
                              1.Note to self, don't tick off Clark Kent...
                              2. Dear Diary,
                              My day started off a bet vague, though I mananged to groop Martha a little bit, I take it Clark did not like it?

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