Things Clark Kent will never say

[Red K 5]

Originally posted by supergirl_1095
OMG I LOVED THE "I'm sorry I squished your parents Lana" I know this must sound cruel, but I actually birst out laughing at that one!

Lionel...why do people call you Lion-El? You're not a Lion...but with that beard you could be if you wanted to, all you'd need is a tail.

Martha: Clark?
Clark: Mmm Mmm? *his mouth is full of pie*
Martha: Can I experement with something on you?
Clark: Mmm *nods*
Martha: Okay...*presses pink-k against his skin and Clark's eyes flash pink*
Clark: mom, have you ever noticed how hot Lex is?

"Bad Shelby, that's mah pie!"

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by supergirl_1095

Martha: Clark?
Clark: Mmm Mmm? *his mouth is full of pie*
Martha: Can I experement with something on you?
Clark: Mmm *nods*
Martha: Okay...*presses pink-k against his skin and Clark's eyes flash pink*
Clark: mom, have you ever noticed how hot Lex is?

I love it!
I got a wonderful visual there, thanks!

[unknown_soldier]

"doubles over laughing"

[Chlarkerlover]

lol!

mom this pie tastes horrible!

so chole, wanna go out?

hey lana! nice @$$!

[leeanachs07]

"Gawd, i hate my hair!!!!!"

"Wanna invite the government over for dinner ma?"

[Ireallylikethisshow]

Clark: Meet me. 2 o'clock, "fortress of solitude"
Chloe: What's that?
Lana: That's his barn.
Lois: NO WAY, KENT!
Chloe: SURE! *all girls stare at her* Oh fine! No way, kent.

[TalkinMac]

I just wanted to let everyone know I have decided to stop wearing red and blue. I do this because all you people are annoyed with this retarded foreshadowing occurance.

[Chlarkerlover]

Originally posted by leeanachs07
"Gawd, i hate my hair!!!!!"

Chloe: No Clark! We love your hair!
Lois, Lana & Lex: YEAH!!!!

[kryptonianPOKEMON]

CLARKad i told u before...when ur making out with martha or lionel dont do it loudlY.I cant sleep..cheeez

[Chlarkerlover]

hey mom, do u think lionel is sexy?

[tjpw fanatic]

"Yo pops whats crackin? Do you know Lex and I are a couple now?"

[Smokethatkryptonite]

Clark:Chloe I love you and I respect you as a person not as someone who has to hear me whine about another girl 24/7

[ajwsmallville]

These are soooooooo funny!!!!!

[Red K 5]

Clark: I feel pretty, oh so pretty

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by Red K 5
Clark: I feel pretty, oh so pretty

Clark: ....I feel pretty and witty and *stops as realizes next word* hey!.