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clark:lana u have a scratch in your chick
lana:what?clark i dont have...!!!what do u mean?
clark:well no on that chick......i used my x-ray vision to see threw your jean...hehehehComment
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Clark: "Mom, guess what? I've got a new power! I can understand what animals are saying. And you'll never believe what Shelby told me."
Martha: "what's that Clark?"
Clark: "He's in love with me!"
Martha: .....
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that was very cute hahaaha...nice one "welling is pretty"
Clarkad come see this..NOW run dad...come come....
PA KENT:Whats up cLARK?
Clark:jOnathan and my mother are making out...cool HA?Comment
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Clark:Mom did u clean my pink T-Shirt?
Martha:what?No i didnt.Why?
Clark:Cause tonight i have a date with Lex
Jonathan:WTF?I have a date with Lex too..
Clark:Its ok dad.Lex prefers threesomes.Me too.....Comment
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Lana, u are better off w/ Lois
Lex, u control the world, i'll help u kill the pathetic humans
To Lana: who's your daddy and what does he do.Comment
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Clark: "No, I don't want any pie, Mom. I don't actually like pie, I was just trying not to hurt your feelings."
Clark: "Lana, how exactly did you go from the world's worst waitress at The Beanery to running a coffee shop?"Comment
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OMG I LOVED THE "I'm sorry I squished your parents Lana" I know this must sound cruel, but I actually birst out laughing at that one!
Lionel...why do people call you Lion-El? You're not a Lion...but with that beard you could be if you wanted to, all you'd need is a tail.
Martha: Clark?
Clark: Mmm Mmm? *his mouth is full of pie*
Martha: Can I experement with something on you?
Clark: Mmm *nods*
Martha: Okay...*presses pink-k against his skin and Clark's eyes flash pink*
Clark: mom, have you ever noticed how hot Lex is?Comment
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