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  • #46

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    • #47
      "Mom....thanks for keeping the cupboard full of meteor rock. I'm just going to put a few in my pocket."

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      • #48
        "jor-el i prefered more a name like ckarkita or something...

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        • #49
          Why's the car crush again? Shelby did it.

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          • #50
            clark:lana u have a scratch in your chick
            lana:what?clark i dont have...!!!what do u mean?
            clark:well no on that chick......i used my x-ray vision to see threw your jean...heheheh

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            • #51
              Clark: "Mom, guess what? I've got a new power! I can understand what animals are saying. And you'll never believe what Shelby told me."
              Martha: "what's that Clark?"
              Clark: "He's in love with me!"
              Martha: .....

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              • #52
                that was very cute hahaaha...nice one "welling is pretty"

                Clarkad come see this..NOW run dad...come come....
                PA KENT:Whats up cLARK?
                Clark:jOnathan and my mother are making out...cool HA?

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                • #53
                  "I'm sorry for being a mamas boy, I won't be one anymore"

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                  • #54
                    Clark:Mom did u clean my pink T-Shirt?
                    Martha:what?No i didnt.Why?
                    Clark:Cause tonight i have a date with Lex
                    Jonathan:WTF?I have a date with Lex too..
                    Clark:Its ok dad.Lex prefers threesomes.Me too.....

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                    • #55
                      Clark to Lana: I was only kidding Lana - I still love you! (UUGGGHH - I hope I never hear that!)

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                      • #56
                        I'm with you on that one MamaK!

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                        • #57
                          Lana, u are better off w/ Lois

                          Lex, u control the world, i'll help u kill the pathetic humans

                          To Lana: who's your daddy and what does he do.

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                          • #58
                            ^^ at the last one! classic line right there.

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                            • #59
                              Clark: "No, I don't want any pie, Mom. I don't actually like pie, I was just trying not to hurt your feelings."

                              Clark: "Lana, how exactly did you go from the world's worst waitress at The Beanery to running a coffee shop?"

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                              • #60
                                OMG I LOVED THE "I'm sorry I squished your parents Lana" I know this must sound cruel, but I actually birst out laughing at that one!

                                Lionel...why do people call you Lion-El? You're not a Lion...but with that beard you could be if you wanted to, all you'd need is a tail.

                                Martha: Clark?
                                Clark: Mmm Mmm? *his mouth is full of pie*
                                Martha: Can I experement with something on you?
                                Clark: Mmm *nods*
                                Martha: Okay...*presses pink-k against his skin and Clark's eyes flash pink*
                                Clark: mom, have you ever noticed how hot Lex is?

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