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  • #31
    Man....can't find that piece of krytonite I was saving to use on myself.

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    • #32
      Boy, the price of gasoline is sky high in Smallville....


      Wish I could get me some more of that Simone from Hypnotic...


      Boy I miss Lana

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      • #33
        I love Chloe not Lana I was just joking

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        • #34
          (crying) I miss Alicia!

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          • #35
            "Shazam!"

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            • #36
              "To bad these cell phones were not around in the early 80's so my cousin could "phone home" when he wanted"

              "Lana, could you please shave your head for me so you would look like Lex"

              "I wonder how my (former) best friend, who knows my secret, Pete is doin' in that god forsaken (sp?) town he lives in"

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by goldylocks_k
                  Lana, I can't lie to you anymore....I'm not who you think I am....my real name is... Charlie Baker. I live far away from here in a place called the Midland house but then we moved and I've forgotten where to. I'm the second oldest out of 11 brothers and sisters and I'm kinda a jackass. I don't know the first thing about farming and I have another girlfriend who I don't really see much. I always wear a red baseball cap and I live in a really big house. not some hick farm. Oh, and I HATE PLAID!!!!!

                  omg, I can't breath from laughing!

                  that was good!


                  "Lex, I have to tell you the truth. I'm an alien and in love with you. Also, I'm carrying your love-child. Don't ask, it's a weird Kryptonian thing."


                  "Chloe, I don't know what I was thinking going after Lana all that time. It's you I love! C'mere and give Daddy some sugar."

                  "Chloe, I don't know what I was thinking going after Lana all that time. it's you I love! C'mere and let's find out if you're a 'real' blonde."


                  "Lana, I don't love you, I've never loved you and I will never love you. And I HATE Pink!"


                  "Lionel, you know what? YOu can be my Dad. After all my birth father is a jerk and my adopted Dad just spewed platitudes. Also, they were both poor. It's be nice to have a rich Daddy. .....Can I have a Ferrari?"

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                  • #39
                    to lionel: ello daddy! ello father! (something similar to what rosembaum said in the gag real.)

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                    • #40
                      That cracked me up, the guy is so funny! What a sense of humor.

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                      • #41
                        "Maybe i should shave by head"

                        "Today i think i wont do chorses"


                        Leeana

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                        • #42
                          "F*ck you Lana!"

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                          • #43
                            "lex i am the last gay survivor of krypton"
                            "lana lex is bold"
                            "mom where is my favorite pink string?"
                            "dad when im near pink kryptonite i feel so gaaaaaaaaaaay"

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                            • #44
                              (Clark rapping)


                              Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
                              because a cat is coming straight out of the "NO",
                              ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
                              Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

                              Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
                              Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
                              Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

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                              • #45
                                that rocks!!!!

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