Without warning. No exceptions. I don't care if it's your first post or your 10,000th.

Don't even obliquely allude to it (e.g.,"My television exploded at 8:59PM and I didn't get a chance to see it! It's too bad no one can get me the episode SOMEHOWCOUGHCOUGH HINT HINT").

No tape swapping, no uploading, no downloading, no clips, no NOTHING.