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Originally posted by supergirl_1095
Clark: Mo-om! I can't move on with another girl right now, so don't try to talk me into going with Lois! I'm to upset to have another girlfriend right now,
Martha: Then try a boyfriend, all the LLs are great in bedComment
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Originally posted by supergirl_1095
Clark: Mo-om! I can't move on with another girl right now, so don't try to talk me into going with Lois! I'm to upset to have another girlfriend right now,
Martha: Then try a boyfriend, all the LLs are great in bedComment
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Lex: *talking to Martha on the phone* Martha, I feel stupid.
Martha: Just start talking, Lex............what are you wearing??
Lex: Umm.....a suit.
Martha: Ya...what kinda of suit??
(ok not that good but its the best i can do. )Comment
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Originally posted by Daddylion
can i continue from that?
Lex: Umm armani
Martha: Ooo sexy.
Lex: umm, well... what are you wearing?
Martha: Nothing
Lex: What?
Martha: Absolutely nothing.
Lex: That's it! Screw this phone thing, I'm coming over.
Lex: Mrs Kent, that was some excellent apple pie you made there
Martha: *Pulls out the Shotgun* Did i say you could eat some of my pie Lex
Lex: Mrs Kent, it was there right infront of me, i figured you ...
Martha: You figured what Lex, hmmmm ?
Lex: I thought it was for me
Martha: Well Lex, im sorry but your wrong *Shoots the roof*
Martha: Now i expect you to pay for that *Cocks the gun*
Lex: Yes yes absolutely Mrs Kent, whatever you sayComment
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Awww Mrs. Kent won't let lexy have the pie. Oh well, Lex will get his revenge by stealing her son instead.
Lex: Mrs. Kent, my dad threw me out. Can i stay here with clark for a while?
Martha: Only if you don't mind sharing with me and my husband
Lex: ... doesn't Mr. Kent hate me?
Martha: Oh honey, that's part of the fun!Comment
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Continuation...
Lex: It is?
Martha: Of course! Now get those clothes off, you're gonna stick our like a blue thumb!
Lex: Isn't it sore thumb?
Martha: just get them off! Before Clark and his father come back down!
Lex: *Takes clothes off* So just exactly what are we going to do?
*Clark adn Jonathan come back down*
Clark: LEXIE! *Pounces on him*
Jonathan: What's he doing here?
Martha: Don't worry, he's experianced
Jonathan: Ah
*Martha and Jonathan pounce on the unsuspecting Lexie*Comment
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Thank you ... That would be a funny scene, but of course the writers would n;t make it happen
Continuation of mine...
Lex: Hey, ummm...Lets have some pie!
Martha: *Reaches for shotgun* Remember what happened LAST time you ate my pie?
Lex: Oh...Right...So, Clark, since when are you...
Clark: I'm not, but I AM a girl, and the proof is right in front of you
Lex: *Looks down* Thats not proof...You have one that looks like mine
Clark: You're a girl too?
Lex: No..We're both guys...
Clark: Mom? Dad?
Martha: *Takeas the shotgun back down* Le-ex! You messed up our *Shoots Clark while Lex gasps* chance to have some *Shoots Clark while Lex gasps* Stinkin' *Shoots Clark while Lex gasps* FUN! *Shoots Clark while Lex gasps
Clark: MOM! You dented my chest!!
Martha: Oh...Sorry dear *Accidently shoots Clark while Lex is still gasping his head off*
Clark: Dang it...Everyone gonna think you're starvin' me now! Wait...That means the lunch lady'll give me extra dessert...Thanks mom!
Martha: No problem hunny
Clark: Shoot me more!
Martha: *Shoots Clark multipule times whilst Lex starts to laugh instead of gasp* Soo...Anyone else want to take a whack at it>
Lexy: ME ME ME!!! I WANNA SHOOT CLARK! *Takes out his pistol and repedadly shoot Clark, giggling with each dent mark*
Jonathan: HONEY! I wanna shoot him! Give it to me! *Takes the gun while Lex and Jonathan start shooting Clark whie Martha bakes some muffins and CLark twirls around like a model giving th boys new spots to shoot at*
Martha: Muffins're ready!
Lex; MMmM!
Jonathan: Which KIND of muffins? Yours, or the kind you baked?
Martha: Both! Come and get 'em!!
*The boys rush in the kitchen, eat their muffins, and have fun, chatting with Martha, their muffin source, when finally Lexy goes home and tells Lion-El about his day*
Lionel: So, you were out, what did you do all day, son?
Lexy: Oh it was awsome, I went to the Kents', we all got naked, then Jonathan and I shot Clakr with guns so he could get more dessert from the lunch lady at school, then Martha baked muffins for us, it was awsome
Lion-El: *Eyes widen* You saw Martha naked? How naked? You mean you saw her-Wait...Come son we've got to ger to the graveyard...NOW!
Lexy: But it's waining
Lion-El: NOW! This might be even more important than the fact that Clark's an alien
Lexy: Clark's a alien?
Lion-El: Never mind that, to the graveyard!
*They get to the grave yard and dig up Jonathan's grave*
Lexy: Oh I get it...Jonathan's...*Gulps* Dead
Lion-El: Get on digging...HURRY!
*They dig, when they open the casket, it's empty, scary music plays, a lightning flash blinds them as they look up and see Jonathan standing before them*
Lion-El: Oh my gosh...He's...
Lex and Lionel finish together: NAKED!Comment
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