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  • Clark you ****ing suck you fat wuss! Go and ****ing ask lana for some fun time! God.. you ****ing *******!

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    • hahaha you guys are hilarious!!
      All this talking about Pie is making me fat!

      **** Here's mine*****

      In the kitchen

      Clark: God, this PIE IS SO YUMMY!
      Lois: Yeahhh! mmmm I AGREE COMPLETELY!...
      Clark: I love cherry pie! mmmmm...

      Martha comes in the house...

      Martha: CLARK! LOIS! (surpriced)
      Clark and Lois: Mom! Mrs Kent! (red faces for getting caught eating the pie)


      Martha: Clark make sure of eat all the Pie of Lois breasts before she puts her shirt or is going to leave a stink. Goodnight Children!

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      • " Clark we are not really related and my Husband been dead for a while... you know what that means"

        She pulled out the whip creme and a Kryptonite handcuffs

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        • "Jonathan,I'm divorcing you and getting with Lionel.You never satisfied me anyway."

          "Honesty isn't the best policy Clark."

          "Seriously Clark?! How many more times do I have to see you brood over that Lana chick?"

          "Oops,I just farted.Everyone clear the room."
          Last edited by Elacey; 12-28-2009, 12:14 AM.

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