What are your 4 favorite Clark quotes?

[The Astronomer]

S2 Rush - Chloe "Can you fly?", Clark "I'm not a cartoon!"

[Miranda]

Dad, you were right. As soon as i figured what triggered the heat, i was able to control it without thinking about...sex. - Heat.

Hey Pete, look man, i know you're freaked out. Don't you think i freak myself out sometimes? - Duplicity

You know nobody can get away from me - Red

Is that supposed to scare me? - Red

I have this little fear of flying - Ryan

In the hot-airballoon:
Ryan: I thought you were afraid of flying.
Clark: Not when i have you here to protect me.

Coach Walt in Hothead when Clark walks through the fire:
How did you do that?
Clark: It's in the genes!

[MizunoAmi]

from Jitters (S1):

Clark: He even tried to teach me how to play guitar. He said it was a good way to impress women.
Chloe: (scoffs) Yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a six-string. How come I never heard you play?
Clark: (most adorable smile) I kept snapping the guitar strings.

also, love the one from Red: ANYBODY ELSE?!

[LovelyLoisLane]

"My parents kinda missed the whole Woodstock phase." ~ Clark

"Let's keep this morning's game of chopper tag a secret, okay?" ~ Lois
"Right. Because I'm the one that can't keep my mouth shut." ~ Clark

[tw190]

Umm... here are a few of my favorites, they've already been mentioned:

Jonathon: "Acutally.. it's in the storm cellar.." -The Pilot

(not sure of the exact words)
Coach Walt: "I know you're good at football, it's in your genes!"
Clark: "Actually, I'm adopted."
Later
Coach Walt: "How'd you do that?"
Clark: "It's in my genes."

Clark: "No, you always keep your knife in that pocket." -X-ray

[MxyzptlkMan2012]

Jonathan- "Clark, are you okay?" Clark- Can I answer that in about 5 years?"

[President_Luthor]

"I'm just lucky, I guess."

Clark's standard alibi for three years of inexplicable heroics, brushes with death, car crashes, bad-guy apprehension, car crashes ... AND car crashes.

[katieishere]

This is more recent...

"From here on in i think we should limit our conversations to Hello and Goodbye" - Clark talking to Lois..I was literally ROLLING on the floor from that one. His delivery was perfect.

[Bjerring]

New Member yet another great Smallville-fan. The best series ever!
My ex:

Martha: You set it on fire just by looking at it?
Clark: Hello? I'm the kid who can lift up tractors and look through walls.

[pacofajita]

Pete: So Clark, did you ever look into the girl's locker room?
Clark: No! Well, just this one time.

[katieishere]

pacofajita, that is one of my fav quotes, i can't believe it hasn't been mentioned! way to pull one out! Thanks

[Anfi]

Lois: I'll visit
Clark: Is that a promise or a threat
=>Whoa, this time, Lois wasn't the one being funny, it was Clark!

Lex (to Carrie): Dolce&Gabana ànd a vocabulary?
=>Gee that was funny.

Clark: Do you see me as Class President?
Chloe: Yeah, right after I'm named Head Cheerleader!
=>HILARIOUS

Oh, here's another one:
Jonathan: Please tell me, you did not bring down that helicopter
And than Clark gives him that teddy bear look! Who needs quotes if you can have TW's teddy bear look! I love the teddy bear look! Give me more of those teddy bear looks...

[tomwellingfanatic636]

How about one of the newest...
Clark/Lionel: Mom, It's me... Clark!

Sooo freaky!

[MayaQT]

Give me more of those teddy bear looks...

I agree! For some reason TW can pull off that teddy-like, innocent, please don't be mad at me look so well! And yet at the same time spit in the face evil in the face everday...

[Anfi]

Exactly! Finally someone who understands the true spirit of the teddy bear looks!