What are your 4 favorite Clark quotes?

[AgentPat]

Can't limit 'em to four, unfortunately. There's just WAY too many great Clark lines. Some of these may have already been posted, but here's some of my favs. In no particular order:

Clark: When I woke up, I was... kind of floating.

Clark: I told him I was sleepwalking, but I’m not sure how much *walking* was involved.

Clark: My family doesn't fly much.

Clark: I'm really not looking for work right now. I like to fly solo.

Clark: I don't see myself being a farmer when I grow up.
Lana: What do you want to do?
Clark: I'm not sure. Just as long as it doesn't involve putting on a suit and doing a lot of flying.

Clark: I may be an alien, but I’m not a cartoon.

Martha: What happens when they start looking at Clark's DNA under a microscope?
Clark: If I even *have* DNA.

Clark: It's like I have these two different identities, and I don't know which one's the real me.

Clark: Sometimes, Mom, I'm even a mystery to myself.

Jonathan: Didn't I just fix your alarm clock recently?
Clark: Yeah, but I crushed it this morning hitting the snooze alarm. Guess I'm not much of a morning person.

Clark: You think aliens wrote it? I’d keep that to yourself, Lex.

Chloe: Hey, Clark. What other superpowers you got?
Clark: Why don't you come back here and find out?

Clark: Pete, we need to talk.

Clark: Next time I have a date, I'll be able to take her out without setting her on fire.

Clark: I can't exactly see myself going into battle with that on my chest. [referring to the red and blue jeweled breastplate with the "S" on it]

And the best one, EVER...
Clark: Anybody ELSE?!

[FaaipDeOiad31]

Originally posted by Sian_Raven
Excuse me for being a numbskull, but what IS a bag full of benjamins?

It's cool.. I have no idea what TPTM or whatever that acronym is.

[farmboy20]

I really like the ones from the pliot where he sticks his hand in the machine and when Johnathan is telling him "you're not from around here"
Clark: I stand for truth, justice, and some other stuff.
This is paraphasing but it's from Heat. "Oh great, I'm turning into a fire starter."
Johnathan: What is in my hand?
Clark: Your pocketkife.
Johnathan: You can see through my hand?
Clark: No, that's the pocket you always carry your knife in.

Clark: No, a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.
(X-Ray)

[spygirl]

Here's mine:

1. Martha-Clark! You're gonna be late for school.
Clark-Coming, mom!
Whoosh!
Martha-How can you be as fast as lightening and as slow as molasses all at the same time?
Clark-Sometimes, Mom, i'm even a mystery to myself.

Can't think of anymore at the moment.

Remembered one!

2. Jonathan-Didn't i just fix your alarm clock?
Clark-Yeah, but i crushed it this morning hitting the snooze button. Guess i'm not much of a morning person.
Jonathan-Neither is your mother. She could be late to her own wedding. In fact, she WAS late to her own wedding.
Martha-Hey, not all of us were raised by roosters, you know.
Jonathan-Hey Clark, want us to give you a ride?
Clark-No, i'll probably just slow you down.

[cra Z 4 Lex]

I know most of these have already been posted, but these are my favs,

#1 A criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.(X-Ray)
#2 Actually, I'm adopted.(Hot Head)
#3 Next time I have a date I'll be able to take her out without setting her on fire.(Heat)
#4 You'd just love to know wouldn't you.(Rush)

[tomasulo]

Oh come on. No one's even mentioned his most FAB-ulous line of the whole series: "Clark Kent and Lex Luthor. I like the sound of that."

[JmD+Kreuk=Destiny]

How bout the quote from my signature, not sure what ep its from but im watching season 1 again to find it

[tomasulo]

That's from Crush... when Clark finally realizes that Chloe likes him

And its goes like this (i'm not trying to be a jerk, just tellin it like it is):
Clark: Like maybe we could be more than friends. When I saw her with Justin today, I got kinda...

Lana: Jealous?

Clark: It’s like you find out this secret and it colors everything. I just can’t believe I never saw it before.

Lana: Sometimes the right person can be right in front of your eyes and you never even know it.

Clark: Uh, so how many pies did you want?

Lana: (Quietly) A dozen.

Clark: How’s Whitney? I hear his dad’s feeling better

[JmD+Kreuk=Destiny]

thanks..my whole signature is wrong! i just wrote it out of memory. I'm glad it was in crush because that is one of my fav eps and this quote makes it even more my fav

[JmD+Kreuk=Destiny]

I got two from Craving that i just picked up.
Clark- If you'd like, I could be your escort on Friday................you know..so i can send off the throngs of adoring fans.

Clark- Dad! I got the post in the west field. I hit some granite but I jammed i through!(turns around and notices that lana is in the room)
Lana-Very impressive
Clark- .....Well I had a sledge hammer

This is one is from Craving too but its very small but cool
Clark at the lunch room-I gotta FLY, can we talk about this later?

[cixelsyd489]

all from season 1

1) From x-ray its not exact

john- "Clark you have to focus on something small ( pulls sumthin out of his pocket) what is in my hand?"

Clark- "your pocket knife"

John- " you can see thru my hand"

Clark- "no you always keep your pocket knife in that pocket


2) not sure what episode

Clark- "Were gonna catch more fish this year"

John-"New lures?"

Clark- " No, xray vision"

[Rabert]

In Exile, i think...

Thieves wearing clown masks rob a bank. Clark gets shot multiple times and hits one in the air. He takes the other and say

-You should stick to baloon animals!

and throws him twenty feet away.

Great line.

[spygirl]

"Great. So i'm maturing into a fire-starter?!" -Heat
I love that one!
"You're so cute when you get angry." -Exile
He's funny!

[tomasulo]

Originally posted by spygirl
"You're so cute when you get angry." -Exile
He's funny!

Red Clark is the best.
Especially when he took off Lionel's glasses and was messing around with a blind Lionel Luthor.

[savemeclark]

I think gulp is the operative word. - Clark in Nicodemus