The Chloe Quote Thread!

[What The]

Chlo-ta-tions

she gets plenty of good lines! and Alison's more than filled the void of the lack of Lois Lane

heres a couple to get the wheel turning

"Most men are from mars, but youre from some distant galaxy that ive never even heard of!"

"Clark Kent would have to be ON drugs to be on drugs"

[HuffyTheCampfireSlayer]

"Oh no! It'll clash with the plaid!"

[babaojay]

"This is Smallville, Clark. Land of the weird, home of the strange."

[phatboy3k]

"Now let's get back to makin' things float."

[nexgod]

"hello clark"

or

"you have a freakishly good memory"

[LookUpDown]

"Can you fly?"

or

"...you think he could afford a good toupee."

There are some good ones in Rush.

[SMLVLFAN89]

"Do my ears decieve me, or is clark kent suggesting a party?"

" Guys do find me attractive even though I don't have raven hair and the initials L.L."

Your online horoscope suggests that you try not to flaunt your excitement since which I know will be hard since you've been waiting for this date since, like your first growth spurt."

You'd think someone that stupid would have a thicker head."

Once you can move that fast and toss guys across the street, I'll write nice things about you too.

Yeah, it's hunkey-dorey!

What really gets me is I should have known better. Only Chloe Sullivan could fall for a guy who splits himself in two.

Nothing says "School Spirit" like a ring that looks like it was jacked from P. Diddy.


But, if you really want to know who he is, I would suggest using the high tech research device called...the doorbell.

Um, I’d love to help you, but Pete just sent out an SOS for his Play Station 2, so good luck.

Sorry, sometimes my glib-o-meter goes into overdrive.

Not true. Not true. This morning in trig I intercepted a note from a wrestler to a cheerleader. It wasn't exactly poetic, but um he got his point across.

You know, maybe we should just stop falling for guys who are trying to save the world.

You know Clark a simple 'Hello Chloe' goes a long way.

Could Lana Lang be falling for the man in uniform?

Sometimes being an objective journalist really sucks.

Are you kidding? Bossing around Clark is the highlight of my day. Besides, he always comes through, even if it is in his own special Clark time.

Clark, I drink coffee, I do not serve it

[KnockOut]

"I can always get my story, but put it right in front of my face and i'm oblivious."~Chloe talking to Clark
Not sure if i got the wording right, but you get the main idea.

[smlvlchk]

i know its already been said but
"Clark would have to be on drugs to be on drugs"

i dont think anybody's said this one:
"You know, just because you spend a lot of time with someone doesn't mean you know their darkest secrets."

and this one, just because its funny
No, my feelings for Clark are so ancient, they're fossilized. (awkward pause) Uh, seriously you should-- you should go for it.

[HuffyTheCampfireSlayer]

"What? Why are you looking at me like that? And why is my mouth minty?"

[phatboy3k]

Oooh that's a good one.

[smlvlchk]

oh i like that one too!

[mmac80]

Chlo-ta-tions

Hee... very cute. Kinda like the chloeavage & chlothes. Our Chloe-lingoes .

Okay, my other favorites aside from the "toupee" quote:

You're so low, you're subterranean.

and the "thousand dollar pants" -- sorry, I dunno the whole quote .

[phatboy3k]

"You're the cunning linguist, so why don't you translate this...Kiss...My...ASS!!"

"My own personal superhero. I always knew there was something special about you, Clark."

Chloe, "Rush"

[SGuthrie]

OH! The "you can take your job offer... and shove it down your thousand dollar pants." That was the exact quote, and I love it -- I watched the second half of "Calling" again last night and excitedly told my roommate, "That's like the best quote on Smallville," lol.

--Jeff ><>' --