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You know, looking at those guys, you're struck by how many of Lana's boyfriends end up dead.
Whitney: Went off to Indonesia and killed in action.
Ian: One of the two Ians get killed in his first appearance (with a deleted scene showing both Ians killed). In his second appearance, Ian is seemingly killed for good, after spending months in a mental hospital.
Seth: Ends up in a coma. Unknown if he ever recovered (or if he's still comatose or dead).
Adam: Died after being unable to acquire the Lazarus serum... Had already died, before meeting Lana, and been brought back to life.
Jason: Killed in the 2005 meteor shower.
Clark: While dating Lana, was shot and killed (brought back to life by Jor-El).
Lex: Killed in "Fracture" (brought back to life by Chloe).
Bizarro: Killed by Lana.
To summorize: you shouldn't date Lana Lang (it's bad for your health).
Whitney: Went off to Indonesia and killed in action.
Ian: One of the two Ians get killed in his first appearance (with a deleted scene showing both Ians killed). In his second appearance, Ian is seemingly killed for good, after spending months in a mental hospital.
Seth: Ends up in a coma. Unknown if he ever recovered (or if he's still comatose or dead).
Adam: Died after being unable to acquire the Lazarus serum... Had already died, before meeting Lana, and been brought back to life.
Jason: Killed in the 2005 meteor shower.
Clark: While dating Lana, was shot and killed (brought back to life by Jor-El).
Lex: Killed in "Fracture" (brought back to life by Chloe).
Bizarro: Killed by Lana.
To summorize: you shouldn't date Lana Lang (it's bad for your health).
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