Let's Play "What's Jonathan Doing?"

[grenator]

A.

Jonathan tells Clark to kill Lionel, then:

A. Yells at Clark for giving the wrong answer
B. Decides Shelby would be more suited for the job
C. Steals some of Lionel's suits
D. Channels Jor-El and zaps Clark for not paying attention

[Zizi]

C.
After he steals the suits, he sells it and uses the money to:
A) buy a new... tractor.
B) Gambles and becomes the owner of a casino in Las Vegas.
C) Decides he's going to use the money to buy more cows. Got milk?

[Ireallylikethisshow]

B)

After he's got that giant casino, Martha scolds him and he
a) gives it up, and goes back on the farm ("But Martha...")
b) sells the farm to the luthors, (Can't beat'em, steal their money by gambling!)
c) goes to see the las vegas women shows

[Lightning Flash]

A.

He attempts to get it back by:

A. Bargaining with the Luthors
B. Fighting Red Indians
C. Fighting Martha

[CLOISFAN101]

B

AFTER HE IS DONE FIGHTING THE RED INDIANS HE

A) AUCTIONS OFF HIS COWS TO BUY NEW COWS
B) BECOMES ONE OF THE RED INDIANS
C) GOES TO THE STORE TO BUY AN ACTION FIGURE OF LIONEL LUTHOR AND HE PLANS TO DO VOODOO WITH IT

[Detorio]

C

Once the action figure was bought he abandoned Voodoo and instead:

a) Made a bonfire with Martha and threw the action figure in it

b) through the action figure into the paddock and then saddled up on the tracted, attempting to run over Luthor's face

c) Decided to do the real things and started driving his tractor towards the Luthor Mansion with a bottle of tequila in his hand

[CLOISFAN101]

b

once he came close to run over Luthors face:

a) he had to go to the bathroom like a racehorse

b) he fell asleep

c) smelled pie and ran for the pie

[supergirl_1095]

C
As Jonathan got a large helping of Martha's apple pie...

A) He fell asleep in his food

B) Bought 10 more Lionel action figures and threw them in the bonfire

C) Chopped wood... AGAIN!

[CLOISFAN101]

a

once Jonathan woke up

a) there was a blueberry stuck in his nose

b) the pie was smeered all over his face

c) he smelled pudding and he then ate that

[supergirl_1095]

C
While eating the pudding...

A) He fell asleep...De ja voo!

[Crusader]

While Clark was in China with lana searching for the stones jonathan was.

A: Making a dummy version of Clark so he had something to complain and give annoying lectures to.

B: Ranting on to a tree about how he needs to tae more responsibilities... then realising that it was clark and that he had been talkin to a tree for the last 20 minutes.

C: Trying to play monopoly with jor el then realising that jor el and given up on him an hour ago.

[CLOISFAN101]

c

after he realized that jor-el gave up Jonathan then:

A) made a ice suclpture of his favorite Drink

b) went on a slip& slide

c) rode a cow around the neighborhood

[Edge]

C

When he was tired of riding his cow he:

A]Called Clark to talk about the joys of farming
B]Called Lionel to ask if he could borrow meteorfreak to ride.
C]Went inside, opened a cold beer, sat down in the couch, turned on the TV and watched days of our lives.

[TWLOVER03]

A.

But when Clark answered jonathon realized

a. Clark was on Red K
b. Blue was not Martha's favorite color
c. He was killed off in season five, how could he make phone calls?

[supermanfreak]

c.

He didn't care, so he:

a) continued his conversation with Clark even though Clark was thoroughly freaked out that he was talking to his dead father

b) used his special cable wire in his casket to contact Lana's aunt Nell instead

c) walked out of his grave and plowed some fields