Let's Play "What's Jonathan Doing?"

[smallvilleobsessor17]

d... None of the above

After Jonathan returned home, he:

A) moved to NY and became a full-time lingerie model

B) divorced Martha and married lionel

C) ate some Ross's creamed corn


Note: PICK A!!!!

[thmallville]

A, then B

After he failed his job, Jonathan...

A) divorced Loinel and re-married Martha

B) did smallvilleobsessor17's C

C) played DDR with some of his cows

[smallvilleobsessor17]

C... Once Jonathan played DDR with some of his cows, he:

A) played scrabble with Pete Ross

B) became a librarian

C) started a grunge rock band with Clana and dyed his hair bright PURPLE

[Willowey]

A.

After their Scrable game, Jonathon

A. Starts a scrable tournament with the whole town.

B. Leaves and talks to Clark.

C. Leaves and finds Lana in the bathroom.

[smallvilleobsessor17]

A...
After this tournament didn't go so well, Jonathan:

A) let Lana dye all of his plaid hot pink

B) became a librarian

C) became a punk rocker

[Manvir-El]

B
And brought one of Matha's famous methane filled Bean Pies to work... then farted causing the whole county to erupt in flames. To hid from this genocide his bum made he decided to move to:

A) Kandor
B) Japan
C) Mozambique
D) Madagascar
E) the sewers with the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[Willowey]

E.

When he got down there, the Ninja Turtles decided to help Jonathon rebuiled and get the stink out of Smallville. After the town was all built again, Jonathon decided to...

A. Take a nap.
B. Go for a walk with the Ninja Turtles
C. Make mind-blowing love with Martha.

[smallvilleobsessor17]

A...
Once Jonathan woke up lemony fresh from his nap, he...

A) became the chieftan of a Mozambique village

B) founded a new line of produce

C) put on his Ma's apron and did some bakin'

[mansuper]

...founded a new line of produce. He exposed heads of cabbage to a rare form of Kryptonite. The cabbage heads grew very rapidly. Each head was nearly the size of a small car. He called the cabbage "Jonathan's huge balls." The homeless people of smallville would go hungry no more. Unfortunately the cabbage had an adverse affect on the homeless people due to the fact that it had been exposed to meteor rock. They all developed a form of "super diharea." Smallville had a huge stinking problem on its hands so...

a.) Jonathan gave clark a shovel and told him to get to work.

b.) Jonathan asked Lex to help him, to which Lex replied "Mr. Kent, you'd better get you sh*&t together!"

c.) ate one of Martha's delicious pies, but was unable to keep it down due to the awful smell that was worse than a pig farm on a windy day.

[brianna]

C

As Lex was practising evil face, Jonathan was...

A) chopping wood... again. *how much can one farm need?* lol

B) showing Ma Kent his big chopper heh

C) telling Clark "be careful son" for the one millionth time

[smallvilleobsessor17]

C...
When Jonathan was done giving Clark advice, he...

A) did brianna's a

B) put on his Ma's flowered calico apron and baked a new type of cake

C) gave up his job as chieftan of Mozambique and moved to South American instead

[The Outlaw]

damn, i thought choice "A" was something else lmao

after chopping wood to keep in shape, Jonathan...

A. saw Martha in the barn and wood came to mind and they started rolling in the hay lol

B. did a photo-op showing his farmer boy side to gain the votes of desperate housewives

C. took shelby for a walk and played fetch aww

[brianna]

lmao me too! hahah

A heh

After the hay rollin, Jonathan...

A) dusted himself off and drove off on his tractor with a big smile

B) aimed for that desperate housewife vote with some more wood choppin.... topless heh

C) bulit another barn, just for the manly hell of it lol

[Lex'sLover]

C!

He built the barn then...

A. Brought Lois in it for a roll in the hay

B. Loured Lionel there.. stabbed him with a pencil.. then lit the place on fire.

C. Brought Martha back there for another roll in the hay... in a different place.

[adedward]

C.

Following the barn building and excessive hay rolling, Jonathon decided to:

A. Take a shower
B. Simply dust himself off to keep the "Rugged farmer" look
C. Chop even more wood, since he now needs wood for two farms
D. Tell Clark, "I want you to be careful, but know that I'm very proud of you son," even though Clark hadn't done anything, nor is he planning on doing anything.