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This TWoP recap of Aqua is HILARIOUS!
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Yuck, I just snorted milk out of my nose when I read "the two team up temporarily to disable Lex's Weapon of Bass Destruction."Comment
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It took me a minute to get the "30% saline" joke lol!Comment
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i really did not like this episode, "run" was tottally different i don't know why but i loved "run" way better than "aqua". the awsome clois made it watchable but if it had just been clana,and aquaman,i would have given it like, half a star. it had good script, but i don't know what it was, but i hated this ep.Comment
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"Aquaman leaves town, fearing retribution from Lex, but not before using his giant robot head to kiss Lois's aging, non-emotive face. "
Oh my gosh! That line was hysterical! LOL! Yep, AC had all the stage pressence of a vacuum cleaner.Comment
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Lois is beautiful and great act to the show and her and clark just spark everything. please people get off lois is backComment
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My fave parts of Omar's (TWoP) recap:Hee!On a blanket near the not-very-secure-looking pier, Clark is rubbing suncreen on Lana's back. She's wearing a slung-over one-piece black bathing suit that your grandma wore when she went to Coney Island as a teen.
Chloe is wearing some sort of sundress that covers up her goodies, while Lois is just hanging out there with her giant fake **** bumping poor extras out of the way and her low-slung bikini bottom making, as my friend Adrian Villegas says, "a gynecological exam redundant."
Clark says he was hoping Lois wouldn't be back for the rest of the year. She gives him an amused dirty look. Am I the only one who thinks they've completely ruined Lois as a character on this show? They brought her in too early and too often and now we're just stuck with her. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Lois is the new Lana. And that's a crap place to be, Durance.
I'm not in the business of staring at men's chests, but I have to agree with some folks on the forum: Clark doesn't have the ripped, chiseled chest he did in earlier seasons. Maybe it was just an off week. Dudes retain water too, ya know.
The pier. Lois emerges from a ladder, dripping, as the camera ogles her breastesses. There is definitely some lift and separation; we see a lot of sternum here.
On the shore, Giant Robot Tank Man (we shall soon know him as Aquaman) is carrying Lois and her attendant front-baggage. "Is she all right?" Lana asks about the unconscious person just laid on the sand. Chloe helps put Lois's head down. "I'm working on it," says Aquadude. He starts chest compressions. Hey, hey, a little close to the boob, now, aren't we? Then again, how could he not be?
Close-up on Lois's face. From her point of view, we pan up Aquadude's gigantricized square torso. His nipples are like Navy jet rivets.
Aquadude says that Lois has "pretty lungs," and she calls him "fish stick," which would make a lot more sense if she actually knew he was Aquaman. Aquadude says she was turning blue when she nearly drowned. She says it's a good color on her. Well, three episodes of good writing apparently stretched the limits of the budget. This dialogue came from CostCo.
Aquadude swims back to shore and emerges, stumbling in pain. Lois goes to help. He falls to the sand. Lois asks him to lie back. Massive downward cleavage. You'll suffocate him, Lois! His ears are bleeding. Lois looks toward the water. All along the lake, CGI fish are floating up, dead. Truly, this is a Weapon of Bass Destruction.
"Leviathan" is exceeding all expectations, apparently. Lex says that if things continue to go well, his friends at The Pentagon (Lex has friends at The Pentagon? When did this happen?) will want to equip every ship in the fleet with it. Well, Lex does know his seamen.
He tells her she's abrasive, sarcastic, and never shuts up. "Yeah, and those are my good qualities," she replies. I'd like to point out that just because you're aware that you're an ******* doesn't make you any less of one. In fact, it's worse, because that means you do it on purpose.
Lois and Aquadude's chests are both so big that they have to lean forward, and almost tip over like those drinking-bird toys when they kiss. Oops.
"We have to stop them," says Aquadude, getting in Clark's face. Clark's solution is to go talk to Lex. Aquadude says there's no time: "Come on, Superboy! With you on the turf and me in the surf, we could stop this thing cold!" Aquadude is like the guy who gives you jet-ski lessons and then laughs at you when you fall off and lose your sunglasses in the water. And I bet he drinks Mountain Dew.
Aquadude, mouth open, self-hydrates. His body oily, he sits up, growling. He breaks through his restraints. Mighty H20!... Aquadude gives good all-male porn face. Clark asks if he's all right. "Wet and ready, bro!" Aquadude announces, giving Clark a slippery, thrusting smile and giving us the Gayest Look (and line) of the Episode.
Lois gets a bit emotional about the guy she was just ragging on. They kiss. It's about as romantic as salmon rubbing up against each other in the butcher's case.
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"Lex does know his seamen."Comment
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that was good i just can't wait for it
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