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  • #61
    "Nothing is too much for Lois Lane."

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    • #62
      "Lana Lang, shake that thang!"

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      • #63
        "Clark, I'm sorry. But the other day I fell for a guy named Tom. Last name Welling. And I hear he's a bad boy."

        "Clark and Lana are so interesting."

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        • #64
          "I wanna be Lex's toy!!!!"

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          • #65
            "I don't like wearing clothes!"

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            • #66
              Wanna see my "muffins"?

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              • #67


                I have herpes. Oh, hi Lex, do you wanna sleep with me?

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                • #68
                  "I'm not Lois Lane, I'm actually Eugene Levy"

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                  • #69
                    "I'll never tease you again Clark."

                    "Chloe Sullivan sucks."

                    "Lex is such a nice man."

                    "Martha Kent is a pathetic loser."

                    "Shleby! Come give me a hug you cute puppy!"

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                    • #70
                      I love dogs...

                      Everything I hit dies.

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                      • #71
                        "Hey Smalville, you and Lana are my new fashion role models so from now on I'll dress only in plaid. Pink plaid."

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                        • #72
                          lmao

                          "hey Clarkie, you, me and a bottle of Vodka with a deck of cards, winner takes their clothes off along with the other person's clothes lol"

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                          • #73
                            lmao good one!

                            "are these too big?" *squeezes the twins*

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                            • #74
                              lol!!!

                              How 'bout...
                              "It's not fair! Why does pink look so good on Lana?! I wanna wear pink!" *in whiny little kid voice*

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                              • #75
                                How about. . .

                                Come on Clark forget about Lana my biological clock is ticking. . .

                                Lana you and Chole should hook up.

                                I am Lois Lane and Im a Clark-aholic.

                                I wanna be just like Martha Kent.

                                Linoel Luthor is really hot for a grandpa

                                Lana Lang can kick my butt so I better not make her mad

                                Hey Lana why dont you go back to Paris and get repossesed by your dead great whatever Isobel was alot more fun than you are.

                                If I looked like Lana maybe Clark and Lex will notice me to.

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