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  • Things Lois Would Never Say!

    Same rules as in the other threads.

    "Clark, I know your secret."

    "I like that Green K necklace Lana, can I have it?"

  • #2
    "Lana Lang, will you do something for me? (Lana looks around.) Dance for me. Shake that thang."

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    • #3
      Hey sexy come over here and give me a kiss [To Clark].

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      • #4
        Rapping to Clark

        When the pimp's in the crib Clark
        Drop it like it's hot
        Drop it like it's hot
        Drop it like it's hot
        When the Luthors try to get at ya
        Park it like it's hot
        Park it like it's hot
        Park it like it's hot
        And if Lana gets an attitude
        Pop it like it's hot
        Pop it like it's hot
        Pop it like it's hot
        I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
        And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

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        • #5
          "I love plaid"

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          • #6
            "I'm going to fudge my license ID, grab a bottle of 'Sheer Blonde' hair colouring and take on my cousin's identity!"

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            • #7
              That was a good one


              "I want to be a farmer"

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              • #8
                "Talon? What am I doing working at a coffee shop? Shouldn't I be...Lois Lane, Star Reporter for the Daily Planet?"

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                • #9
                  You know drinking and driving is irresponsible

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                  • #10
                    "Do I look like a Porn Star? Really?"

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                    • #11
                      "I'm sick of all my witty and sarcastic humor. I'll toss it aside!"

                      "We should go to the Talon more often and sing some more hits!"

                      "Let's go, Lana. Right here, right now!"

                      "Lana is my favorite person to be with."

                      "My, my, Clark, you have smexy abs!"

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                      • #12
                        "Lex, I've wanted you since we met."

                        "Who wants a taste of Mommy Lois? Come on, boys, step right up."

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                        • #13
                          "I'm in love with Jonhatan Kent"

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                          • #14
                            "Batman....yeah, he's real. I met him a while back in Gotham. My new home away from home."

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                            • #15
                              "Clark likes my cooking!"

                              "Lana and I are going to be best friends forever!"

                              "I want to wear a pink dress."

                              "Guess what, I drove safely today!"

                              "I went out for a drive and I didnt hit anything!"

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