Things Lana Lang would never say!

[Lex n' Lana]

DOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"well if I have to give up pink then I will"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I'm a Freak of the Week!"

[Lex n' Lana]

"I have never had relations with the FOTW"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Chloe meet the REAL Lana Lang."

"You all want me! Don't like me oh well."

"Thongs, thongs, thongs."

"Lana Lang, Dailey Planet."

"Lana Lang, Stripper."

"I Lana Lang love Alicia."

"I once tried out for the part of Lois Lane."

"My full name is Lana Lang Lane."

"Mrs. Kent, why are you wearing my thong?"

"I love wearing Satin and Lace."

"How many times do I have to tell you no, Clark."

"I've been kissing my lover, Lex Luthor."

"I stand in front of the mirror and see sexy little me."

"My name is Snow White."

"I want to be Sleeping Beauty."

[Lex n' Lana]

"hey Clark, do ya fancy a shag"

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"I hated my parents I'm glad they died"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I was in Playboy."

"Veronica Mars is my girlfriend."

"They nicknamed me Felicity Shagwell throughout high school."

"Lana Lang, Princess and Lover. Come give me a kissy, Clarkie."

"Tina Greer is my lover."

[Lex n' Lana]

'I want to be the worlds oldest virgin"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I've slept with more men then Paris Hilton."

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"I'm a lesbian and my girlfriend is Lois we me at prom"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

(Someone has been reading my thread LOL.)

"Lois and I got married a while back. Sorry to break it to you, Clark."

[Lex n' Lana]

those last 3 are great

"I think my boobs are too big"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

Love the icon TMLS Brother.

"I went to Prom danced, got laid, and found myself discovering a new world. Lois Lane."

"I'm in love with Snow White. That's such a great movie."

"Here's your copy of the Talon Mix."

[TMLS' BROTHER]

Thanks. And No I haven't why does that happen?



"Mrs. Lana Lane"

[Lex n' Lana]

"I am one sexy little biatch"