Things Lana Lang would never say!

[Lex n' Lana]

"Women are NOT jealous of me" Oh right they are

[angelfire east]

"I hate the Talon!"

"Mrs. Kent, your pies suck!"

"Pass me a cold one"

"Clark our realtionship is unhealthy we both need to move on and be happy"

[Lex n' Lana]

"Clark, I don't love and want to be with you"

[angelfire east]

"Jason as much as all this horrible badness came for my tatoo, I still think it looks wicked on me!"

"Why couldn't my tatoo have been pink instead of back"

"There is no Isbel it was all a act so I could use magic without everyone freaking out"

"Lois change your makeup, the way it is now you look way older and less beautiful."

"Next time I wear pink make me change"

[Lex n' Lana]

"I'm not beautiful, just plain looking"

I like the pink tattoo idea

[angelfire east]

"Clark I don't love you. I've been e-mailing and talking to Pete for over a year now. I love him, sorry."

[BeepBeep]

Originally posted by angelfire east
"Pass me a cold one"

I'm going to have to charge you for a new keyboard, because I just snorted juice all over it because of that.

[angelfire east]

"Funny how my tatoo just happened to be in a sexy place on my body. Lucky eh?"

"Last night I dreamed I had red hair just like Martha Kent, and I was a reporter, just like Chloe. I was married to Pete and Clark's feeling for me where just of friendship. He and Lois where married and they where living happy ever after. It was so weird. Like that would ever happen[laughs]"

Originally posted by BeepBeep
I'm going to have to charge you for a new keyboard, because I just snorted juice all over it because of that.

LOL, gald it made someone laugh

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Lois, last night I...no, not even going there." lol.

"My name is Lana Lang Kent..."

"I have a mad on for Clark Kent..."

"Lana likey the pinky."

"I'm hot...Look at me, look at me. Ouch, I'm sexy. Buring this room up."

"My neck, my back, my body just like that..." LOL. (Couldn't help myself.)

[Lex n' Lana]

those are great LLM

"I want everyone to worship the beauty that is me" *well I would*

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

I've plenty in me.

"Lana Lang. Madonna. Lana Lang. Future wife of Superman."

"When I met Chloe, I never wanted another man again." (If that's pushing it I apologize.)

"Strange Love in Smallville. Oh my, I'm in love with an alien."

"I wonder if Clark is sleeping with a photo of me tonight?"

"Pink or black? Black on pink? Pink? Pink? Pink? Nothing?"

"To love Clark or not?"

"I was only a playing a virgin to get the star football player."

"I won my awards through my bad looks." (Yeah, right.)

"Lex I love you. Marry me."

"The future and Mrs. Lex Luthor."

"For a girl that was a cheerleader, I sure beat around the bush." (Once again, who is she kidding.)

"I once had a dream then forgot it."

"My best friend was Dawn Stiles."

"I'm in the mood for a pillow fight with you girls. Lana, Chloe?"

"Will somebody suck up to me?"

"I'm Queen of Smallville. You don't like it? Tough."

"Anybody want to watch me undress?"

"That was me in all my glory!"

[Lex n' Lana]

frickin hilarious LLM

"I want to jump Lois and have my way with her" *that can be debated*

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I'm in love with everybody for five minutes, but after that they have to be on their hands and knees sucking up to me."

"I enoy toying with toys and boys."

"I'm so hotttttt!"

"Lips to cheeks!"

"I had my first experience in a swimming pool, nude."

"Clark Kent's afarid of girls."

[Lex n' Lana]

haha

"I will let lex pluck my succulent fruit"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Lick, kiss, suck. Got it."

"I'm Queen of the World."

"Clark Kent...Lex Luthor......Peetttteee!"