Things Lana Lang would never say!

[Lex n' Lana]

I pirated this idea from the lex thread, you state a quote about something Lana would NEVER say or do.

It could be a short quote or a little series of quotes.

Simple premise but check the Lex version if need be. And Thanks to LLG for the idea

I will Start

"I really don't like pink outfits" of course she does lol

[Tornado]

"I want to marry Lex someday. He's my hero!"

[Lex n' Lana]

"I Love when the FOTW stalks me"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"One of FotW isn't enough. Have to have two."

[Lex n' Lana]

and 3 etc...

"I dont think I have a nice butt" *yes you do*

[homosuperior]

Clark, we really have to talk...about the situation in Iraq. Do you feel a staggered withrawl of the troops is the best policy, or should we immediately pull out, to placate both the moderate and hardline leaders, or do you think that would result in chaos?

[angelfire east]

"No Clark don't tell me, I don't want to know your secret"

"Chloe I really like you, do you wanna go out sometime?"

"I hate pink"

[Timester]

"Sex".

[Lex n' Lana]

good one Timester

"I really don't want to have a relationship with Clark"

[Tornado]

"I lost my virginity today!"

[angelfire east]

I second that good one Timester

[LanaandPete]

"I miss Nell"

[andyy]

I'm really good at getting stabile boyfriends and relationships!

[Muse25]

"You know maybe my stalker's could you know stalk someone else. You know like one of the other 45,000 people that live in Smallville."

"Let's talk about somebody other than me."

"I don't need to know your secrets Clark and I apologize for continually harping and nagging about it."

"It's not cool to hang around the graveyard talking to dead people."

"Chloe I like you and I want to be a better friend to you. I'm sorry for everything."

[angelfire east]

"Lets talk about Pete, how I miss him so"

"Clark grow a pair! Stop letting me treat you this way!"

"Chloe I'm sorry I didn't go to your fathers or your funeral, and I'm sorry I didn't sell you the Talon even though you really needed the money after everything you and your father did for me."

"Where do I get the money to own two different cars, compete have new clothes, jewelry, make up and a great place to live, with food and many other great things without working or having someone buy me these things?"

"Why do so many stalker come after me all the time, I'm not that spacial."

"Chloe I'm sorry for not being a very good friend to you"

"I lie and am not 100% honest, so I shouldn't think you should be with me"

"Chloe I'm sorry looked at your privete computer files, you shouldn't have to say your sorry to me for something I'v done"

"Hi Bo- I mean Mr.Kent"