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  • #61
    Of course its a lie!!!!

    "Clark will you join me in the showers?"

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    • #62


      *Lex says...to Lex Clone from Onyx*


      "Alexander? Will you sing me a lullaby before I go to sleep? "

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      • #63


        *Lex to Alexander*

        "Seeing as we are clones its not if we we ya know is it?"

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        • #64


          "I always follow the rules"

          "I have a hard time picking up women"

          "Dad and I are good pals"

          "I don't want my hair back"

          "I should start my own company called "Lex Club for Men"

          "I never dream about giving Lana, Lois, and Chloe a poke"

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          • #65


            "By The Power Of Grey Skull I become He-Lex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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            • #66
              He-Lex ahaha
              and Lana will be his "Battle Kitty"lol

              "I will never give in to the anger and turn to the dark side of the force"

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              • #67
                Battle Kitty



                "Lana I liked you more when you were under the nicodemus spell you were a slut then!"

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                • #68
                  haha Nico-Slut-lana

                  "Lana, will you please morph into Isobel and turn me into frog, so that you can kiss my toady ass"

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                  • #69


                    "Where did I put my kmart card?"

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                    • #70
                      HE-LEX!!!!!!

                      Battle-Kitty!!!!

                      K-mart Card!!!!

                      TOO FUNNY!


                      "Welcome to McDonald's! May I take your order? "

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                      • #71
                        Mcdonalds haha thats hilarious

                        "hey dad, did you steal my grocery coupons?"

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                        • #72
                          Funny!

                          "Well, Oprah! You know alot of people think it was that first trip to Belle Reave, but I feel strongly that it was the second- I just made a break through you know! "

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                          • #73


                            "Welcome to "The Lex Show"! Tonight on Lex...

                            "I'm a FOTW and I love Lana Lang""

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                            • #74
                              all hilarious

                              "I think I'll buy a station wagon...."

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                              • #75


                                HAHA!

                                "Hi! My name is Lex Luthor, and I am an alcoholic! "

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