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  • #31


    OMG!!!!!
    THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!

    "Hey Guys!, Ya'll want anchovies on this pizza? "

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    • #32


      "I'm gonna sell Luthorcorp & Kill my father!"

      [O wait he might say that lol]

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      • #33


        HAHAHAHA!



        "My decision is final Clark, I am trading in the pool table for an air hockey table! OK? "

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        • #34
          You wouldn't like that would you LLG

          "I'm going to make tons of candy and put 5 golden tickets in 5 of them and whoever wins them will get to go to my mainsion for a day!"

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          • #35
            TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            *no wouldn't Onyx!*



            *sings to Clark* "I can be your hero baby! I can take away your pain! " ( by Enrique Iglesius)

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            • #36


              "Anyone want to play dodgeball?"

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              • #37


                "What Clark? You know my lifelong dream has been to compete in figure skating! "

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                • #38


                  "I'm Ozzy ozbourne. WTF is Sharon?! SHARONNNNNNNNN"

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                  • #39


                    "Clark, I see dead people!!!! "

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                    • #40


                      *Lex playing golf* "Why don't you go home ball why?! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [Like Happy Gilmore]

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                      • #41



                        Well, Clark, I decided to get my nursing degree, because I just really want to help people- you know! '

                        :lol

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                        • #42


                          "My name's Lexy & I will eat your heart!!!!!"

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                          • #43


                            " Oh Clark, was that your chalupa I ate? My BAD!!!! "

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                            • #44


                              *To Lois, Lana & Chloe* "I'm not worthy I'm hnot worthy!!!!!"

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                              • #45


                                "I will never send a girl a set of diamond earrings again"

                                yeah right!!!!

                                hey LLG, did you wear your pair yet LMAO

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